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Tuesday, July 13, 2010
REAL TIME GPS GOES LIVE IN LAGOS...HA HA HA HA
Okay i just got the Info that GPS is set to hit the Lagos market. I really dont know whether to laugh or cry on this one. Anyways at the end of the day, its still a great step jare. This Fashola guy is really ontop of his game ehh. My guy won turn Lag to Dubai by all means ohh :) . he he
HA HA IN FACT MAKE I NO TALK ANYTHING YET...MAKE WE DEY SEE SHAA.
Umm in fact go talk smth juo.....Wetin self :) .....Anyways as i was saying, I'm still trying to figure out how in the world will this GPS work. Fisrt of all, the streets and addresses in Lagos are not marked orderely. Secondly, i wonder if they will have the GPS voice to speak either in Yoruba or Broken English, cos can u just imaging that GPS voice trying to pronounce all those crunk Yoruba street names?..ha ha ...imaging GPS dey try pronounce Mushin or Surelere or even Apapa...ha ha thats gon be some mad funny Ish!!!
Anyways i would suggest they do it in broken english, so that it would also be applicable in other parts of Naija..And here are some basic GPS phrases which i believe they should change to suit us when making our own GPS version :)
Please enter your destination -----------Which area u wan enter?
Recalculating ------------------------- I no dey recalculate anything juo..no other road dey
In 500 ft, turn left --------------------- Dey go small small, then turn left for hia
Arriving at address-------------------- Oya we don reach ohh
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