Friday, October 28, 2011

ABEG WETIN YOU GO DO??....MY GUYZES AND GIRLZES :(


(shout out to Tobiloba Lawal for providing this very interesting post)

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place in Lagos. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their Wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you!'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you!'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.'' He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over 320,000/= for a 300 guests wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc. Did the guy go too far?

Well in terms of asking if the guy went too far...to my own perspective,.....infact I no just know wetin to answer jare. Abeg make una help me for this one ohh.

But damn the groom na really one very special type of human being I swear. If na me wey this kind thing happen to, I dey 200% sure say my brain no go even fit go this far to planning such thing......this na some real silent killer eh...DAYUMMMMM!!!

4 comments:

  1. daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, cold blooded lol! He didn't have to do all of that though. He could've been mature and just ended things. Or if he really felt like he had to do something, he could've just as easily emailed the photo or sent it out with the wedding invitations with a little note saying what happened and that the wedding is off.

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  2. True talk tho. That was real cold blooded. Afterall he's not the first person on earth that has been cheated on.....its just crazy for real

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  3. why must nigerians lie this happened in the states at clemson university smh

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  4. It didn't happen. It is an urban legend. See http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/mastercard_wed.htm

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