15 SCHOOL KIDS KIDNAPPED IN ABIA STATE..........

OKAY I THINK THIS WHOLE KIDNAPPING STUFF HAS CROSSED THE F**K** LINE. This was even broadcast on CNN....so that shows u how bad it was.

"Gunmen suspected to be kidnappers on Monday morning hijacked a school bus conveying 15 pupils of Abayi International School, Osisioma, near Aba to their school and took them to an unknown destination.

Investigations revealed that most of the kidnapped school children were nursery and primary school pupils.
The kidnappers were said to have demanded N20 million ransom for the release of the kids."

The Southeast (esp Abia state) is just a mess for real.....They've had the most kidnapping incidents, and yet the gov't haven't come up with any solution to solving this bullcrap.
It's just sickening to see this type of activity happen mainly in the South east region of Naija. Especially in the Igbo States.......JEEZ... And later u gonna see people still supporting for the creation of BIAFRA, cos they feel it will be the end to the igbo peeps problems.

Sick n tired of all these kidnapping bull; Sick n tired of Southeastern Naija, where nothing ever goes right; Sick n tired of all those greedy igbo peeps out there that would literally do anything just to make money; Sick n tired of the whole BIAFRAN FUCKERY; Sick n tired of Naija government for not being able to find measures to eliminate this whole kidnapping crap and protect its citizens.....I'm done with this messss


(sunnewsonline.com)

UN GIVES BABA DA DEUCES SIGN....HA HA

So our Chimpy came with four of his aides to the UN headquarters building in New York, and guess wetin happen? DEM BOUNCE MY GUY FOR GATE EHH......

However, President Obasanjo was heard begging the security operatives to let him into the building because he wanted to pay an unofficial visit to a top official of the world body, though he agreed that he only came to the United States to attend the annual Clinton Global Initiative Meeting but decided to visit the United Nations headquarters as a former Special Envoy.Our Correspondent also reported that all his pleading fell on the deaf ears of the Security Operatives who eventually invited one of their bosses in order to personally address the former Nigerian President.
HA HA MY GUY DEY BEG EHH......Anyways Mr. monkey, its like u totally forgot that u weren't in Naija.
I'm even surprised he didnt use the common Naija big man question "do you know who I am?"

Although after much begging, they finally let him in shaa.....but his aides waited outside. Well ThankGod say dem no fall im hand 100% completely.....if not I for wonder if this people no dey fear face again ehh :)

But DAYUM....for seme reason, anytime i hear a news bout this guy, i just cant help myself but say "this guy is really one ugly mo-fo for real"...DANM SON :)

(nigeriannewsservice.com)

BACK IN DA DAYS!!!..........HA HA HA

In my own perspective, i think what makes this pic mad funny is to know that someone actually took a pic of these dudes when they were being punished......to be senior those days for skul dey sweet ohh
HA HA ...This was just one of the several punishments they used to give us back in those days for secondary skul. Shout out to all ma Navy Sec School Port Harcourt  peeps jare. Like for real, the kind punishment wey man don see for military skuls no be small thing. But on a second thought, military skuls dey use style abuse children ohh......Isn't this kind of punishment suppose be for like hardened criminals n stuff....DAYUM...  I did  this punishment before, and one thing i gotta say bout it.... NOT COOL:(

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY EHH :)

This na to all of una wey won enter Yankee, but scared of being rejected/denied visa at the embassy....MAKE UNA TAKE NOTE FROM THIS MY GUY RIGHT HERE :)

Basically, all u need do na to find one very good control/mugu...whether na girl oh, lady oh, Grandmumsi ohh (just like this one for hia), or even ur fellow man self :)  Then sky is ur limit :)

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THIS KENNIS GUY MUST BE RETARDED..........

Okay I believe we all know this guy Keke Ogungbe, who is the brain behind Kennis Music and Prime Time Africa. I used to like watching his shows n stuff back then in Naija...and I truly beleive he has contributed immensely to the Nigerian entertainment industry, and has brought out a lot of talents too.........Well, yeah yeah yeah yeah  whateva
Well my guy was recently interviewed regarding his company, music and his personal life.... and this was his answer to one of the questions

Do you ever shop in Nigeria?
No, I have never shopped in Nigeria because I buy for the future. I am a boy scout. That does not mean I disrespect Nigerian shops though. I like unique things. Even when I shop abroad, I don’t go to places where Nigerians go to buy. What I buy might look the same with other people’s own, but it is not that same texture.

Ummmmm ...Mr. Kennis Music I believe i have 3 words for u........GO  F**K  YOURSELF !!!!!

(nigerianfilms.com)

MASS FALIURE IN NECO EXAMS AGAIN............OH NAIJA!!!

THE National Examination Council (NECO), on Monday, released the results of the June/July Senior School Certificate Examination (SSCE), which showed another poor performance by candidates that sat for the examination.

While a total of 1,143, 169 candidates registered for the examination, 1,132,357 actually sat for the examination.

A breakdown of the results showed that only 244,456 candidates passed English Language at credit level  while 279,974 passed Mathematics.  


This is just Boolony. ABEG WHICH KIND COUNTRY BE THIS !!! nothing just seem to be right..i mean nothing. I was in the forum online and this was what one guy said:

"I remembered those days when the front of our exercise books used to have inscription like '' scholars,exercise books and many other motivational captions'' but these days,what you see are pictures of paloma and diego,terry G,Timaya,Aki and paw-paw,Drogba,Rooney etc.how would these children learn when they are surrounded by bad influence."

LOL LOL.....and this is so true, coupled with the fact our educational system has been in coma for almost 2 decades. But at the same time, this whole NECO bullsh** shuld be eliminated jare. Cos as far as i'm concerned, its just a stupid ass joke.

(tribune.com)

THERE IS FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN.........WHO GO RUN? WHO GO STAY?

 (shout out to my sis, Ada all the way from Canada for providing this pic)


ABEG ...PLEASE..ABEG.....anybody wey know the name of this Naija girl should immediately report to me. From her looks alone, i can def say she be either yoruba or igbo gial :)

BUT........ DAYUM!!!!.......All I see in this pic is "BRA CUSTOMIZATION" "BACK PAIN" "BREAST REDUCTION" "SPRING BED" "BREAST INTIMIDATION" "WEAPON" "VITA-FOAM" "UNSTEADY BALANCE" "BREAST SLICING" "BREAST MINIMIZATION" "BREAST SQUEEZING"......and all other breast related issues & tendencies :)

But Isnt life just funny?  When some peeps dey find breast.... na im some other people fit use thier own open milking subsidiary. CHAI NAWA OHH

Wetin be dis?

Nah dis kain tin dey pain me, seriously.
If person wan comot from im house naked e no consign me, my own be say dat tin wey u dey sample make e day 'visually okay'.

now, make I ask one question, why e be girls wey their breast don 'slack' like maiguard slippers dey like sample am? d kain breast wey dem dey call 'fallen heroes'?

abeg, sisters, if you want sample the breast make sure e neva succumb to gravity or better still wear a bra!

another thing, this kain breast dey remind me of secondary school maths, you know, Trigonometry, when dem go ask u make you calculate Angle of Elevation and Angle of depression.

So make I ask, unah fit calculate the Angle of depression of this breast?

WOW....WOW.....WOW.........WOOOOOOW......OH NAIJA

 THIS DEFINITELY GOTTA BE ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN.....Pure day-time robbery. For real, I would really love to know someone that have actually put money inside that crazy looking box wey fit give person tetanus. Mobile church with loudspeaker, Generator, banner, eagle, and Offering box.........all i can say is WOW........IT JUST DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS :)

Easiest and cheapest way to start up a church business without putting much capital.......u just gotta love our people...freaking criminal minds :)

WETIN BE THIS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!

So this eye-sore, Tunde Badmus was caught sometime last week while attempting a robbery operation. Mind you he just came out from a 3 yr jail term for robbery, and he's right back at it again.
While confessing, he started narrating how he fell in love with armed robbery, and also how whenever he went on any operation with his gang members, he was always out to rape his female victims as a seal to the success of the operation and as a means of letting out the sexual starvation/drought which he could have found difficult to satisfy normally (due to his damaged looks i believe).

But damn can u imagine being raped by this fing here......if i be woman, i go prefer make dem shoot me, than for this animal to do anyhow for my body...Like seriously tho, this dude is as ugly as sin!!!!.   But on a serious not tho, I've noticed that there's more tendency for fugly peeps to become criminals than good looking peeps. and I'm still trying to figure out why? Think about it...most of the criminals,  both the ones in government, and the ones that do operate in the streets do have this fugliness thingy in common :)

5 NYSC CORPERS KIDNAPPED IN PH...NAWA OHH

5 Youth corpers (4 babes and one guy) were kidnapped last two days by unknown gunmen at their corpers lodge at community secondary school in Omuma local govt area of Rivers State. (this isnt the pic of the kidnapped victims ohh....but if u look well u might see someone u know in this pic. lol)
They said the gunmen came in an SUV, shot sporadically into the air to scare away folks, and later abducted the Youth Corpers. It was heard that the police was contacted during the period of operation, and were mobilized to the scene (YEAH RIGHT). And by the time they got there, the gunmen don scampeh with their victims......ha ha, DUMBASS Naija police them :) I'm even surprised they even managed to go there self...i was expecting them to say their usual silly ass excuses like "we no get fuel for motor" or "our bullet no plentii".......
But come to think about it...WHICH KAYIN COUNTRY BE THIS SELF?.....corpers wey their allawi no dey even do them for 2 weeks....na im dem dey kidnap them...na crime to serve ur papa land again....THIS IS PURE BULLSH** AND UNACCEPTABLE......and its so painful to know that the Naija govt havent been able to find measures to eliminate this whole kidnapping crap for over three yrs now......this is just sickening jare.

DRINKING WITH SENIOR MAN.....U WON TRY???

Abeg anybody get idea of wetin dey happen for this picture? It looks mad creepy yo....i no even know whether na Militant or Masquerade be that? Cos u see these days u cannot even differentiate which is which,  cos they both be dressing alike...all dem red colour sh** n stuff.
But seriously tho.... WTF is going on here????..nawa ohh.
But damn.... life is crazy....I could remember those child hood days during x-mas and easter period, when all them wierd ass looking Masquerades be coming out on the streets dancing and collecting money from drivers like say na mandatory rule......HA HA Naija is really one damn funny country.

EXCLUSIVE PIC #2

OH BOY SEE RULES and REGULATIONS EH........this nah some real mad funny sh**

"To dey show small pikin blue film?"

HA HA HA HA HA .....it doesnt get better than that. First of all, i would really luv to know who still says "blue film" in freaking 2010?

Although this na very important and serious rule, but for some reason i just find everything about it freaking hilarious....the rules, the cartoon...everything ehh....Naija people no go kill me juo

AUNTY OMOTALA 'S ALBUM RELEASE PICTURES ...ME LIKE :)

Our aunty Omotala just released some promotional pics, for her new album, which will be released sometime next week......U see i dont know why people too get strong head.....WHY DONT THESE PEOPLE STICK TO ACTING.....i think its easier for a musician to become a good actor...but its devastating to see and actor turn musician...Like seriously
Anyways wetin concern me self..make i focus on wetin make me dey write this thingy...ehen, her pictures :)   and all i can say is.....
in fact make i no even talk anything, cos i know say my wife dey read these postings on a regular basis :)

anyways click to check out the pics

EXCLUSIVE PIC #1

(Big shout out to my co-author Omada AKA Idoma girl for providing me with the ridiculous exclusive pics (straight out of Naija) which I'll be posting over the next few days....




U see i don dey begin to believe say some people dey actually think through their bluckoss....like seriously WTF is this ????.....No wonder plenty peeps no dey ever patronize our homemade goods. So of all names wey dey this world, nah name of phone wey dem decide to give this pams.....and later dem go expect make person come buy, and to dey wear this kind thing for leg....

NNA NAWA TO SOME NAIJA MANUFACTURERS JUO....una no dey try at all ...... this one don pass falling of hand

watch out for more pics 2morrow :)

Lace Wig

Una go talk say my wahala too much. I like women, I like African women with big yansh and big juggs, I like Nigerian women, I love say dem sabi cook and sabi take care of man but one thing wey I hate na 9ja women for na dem "WEAVE and WIG mentality".

One chicka wey I dey mess with back in the days just call me about 2 weeks ago, we gist small until she break the news oooo..

Girl : E get one thing wey I need make you do for me

Wale: If e dey my power, no wahala

Girl: No worry abeg I no wan wahala you, I know say America tough this time

Wale: Why you go say make I no worry?

Girl: Ok (hesitating)...hmmm, e get one of my friends wey dey wed

Wale: Wetin come happen

Girl: I wan buy lace wig for the occassion

Wale: Lace??? Why you wear Ankara wey u get? Na today?

Girl; No, this one na wig oooo and e cost 150,000 naira

Wale: WHAT???? I dey come make I google the kain wig wey be the cost of one MBA class

Girl: U no go see the picture

Wale: I go call you later... I dey enter tunnel (run comot phone sharp-sharp)

Girl: Thanks

Na hin I start to dey google lace wig oooo. My expectation be say, the wig must get gold or diamond accent, the wig must fit drive and must fit fry eggs. Eventually I see the picture ooo, e be like say " dem tie wrapper for head".

Why person go put 150,000 naira do hair? On top that, una go still WOWO like shit. Me I tire 9ja girls oooo

NKEM MINAJ?????

Chineke meh!!!

I love my 9ja people but sometimes I just wan blow the country up with the way wey we dey take do copy-copy for our fashion. I stopped complaining when I see people in 1000 degrees Fahrenheit 9ja wearing hoodies, skull-hat , timberland boots and leather pants.

Since Nicki Minaj came up with the idea of dressing bourgeoise/fantasy, some people for America don dey dress which we are OK with.

Na hin I see Nkem Minaj for on top one DVD box na hin I holla say "Na by force".

Since this generation don dey messed up already, I dey fear for our pikin OOO

Wedding Gift List

Wonders shall never especially in a country like 9ja.

In socially developed nations, a wedding gifts register is put together by the couple implying what types of gifts they would appreciate and this culture is wholeheartedly embraced.

Since 9ja levels don dey step up nah, we sef don dey arrange list of wetinn we go appreciate make people give us.

Everything was fine until I see one wedding list wey just SHOCK me my brodas and sistas; my conclusion be say either these people wey wan marry be thief, or dem get plot of land wey dem wan do cos dem landlord dey wahala dem ass or dem no just know wetin they worry them.

I fear for the kain pikin wey go go born ooo

MY VERY BRIEF CONVO WITH A YAHOO PIKIN.....

Okay I just opened my email, and got this message from an unknown hungry yahoo boy somewhere in the world, looking to capture a big meat :) Well, all i gotta say to all ma Yahoo peeps out there is to continue their endless hard-work..one thing I know for sure is that a very few will be lucky enough to make it....while the rest will later find out that they have actually spent more time and money accessing the internet, than getting any control number from the prospective mugus :)  

 

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GOD...WHY ME NOT OHH!!

WHY? WHY? WHY?....well i dont know about u guys, but by bodi just dey sweet me somehow anytime i see smth like this. To be honest i haven't had a really correct draw soup in a while ehh. even the person wey dey chop the soup self no even sabi. U know u need some certain skills to be an expert in eating draw soup...cos no be everybody sabi am. But if u wonna acquire these special skilss, then holla at ya boy. But seriously tho, u see this is why i dey miss home sometimes. At least u know for sure say ingredients go always dey on a 24/7 basis.
But there's also smth i've always noticed ...Is it just me, or outside food dey usually sweet pass? Ofcurse the food we eat in our various homes is sweet. But.. but Damn ...there's just smth about eating either in a restaurant or in a family friends house. The food always taste different and so sweet..infact i no know jare...whatever...i hope i'm not the only one that feels this way shaa :)

NAWA OHH.....WHICH LEVELS??????????

If u look at this pic at first, u gon think its like a group of peeps praying in the mosque. But na lie ohh. This na for person wedding ceremony gon-goh....Yoruba wedding ceremony to be precise :)
CHAI...but mehn, nothing wey person no go see for this world oh....so all this one too follow for culture ke? Well i dont have much to say, but...DAYUM is there any need for this session to take place? How man go lie down flat for ground just because im won marry person daughter?...Nna nawa ohh. me self no just understand. Anyways thankGod this kind thing was never in my agenda. But Yoruba peeps una dey try jare. Una dey carry this una respect thingy dey go another level ohh. And to all my Yoruba pals out there...if u know say u go do this kind thing for ur wedding day, then pls abeg kukuma no just invite me...cos I no won come see u dey lie flat for ground like say u dey receive punishment. This na just major F up nah.  
esp when u later find out the girl u did all this for is a mini slut :)

NEW CHAIRMAN IN CHARGE......IGBO KWENU

As we all know, our Presido dropped all the service chiefs as well as the Inspector-General of Police and the Director-General of State Security Service (SSS).................(ha ha im be like say this man job na to dey  sack people turn turn ehh)


Anyways i just found this story very interesting cos the Presido appointed Major-General Onyeabo Azubike Ihejirika as the Chief of Army Staff. We all know the last time someone from the South occupied this position was like 44yrs ago during the time of Our late uncle Aguiyi-Ironsi, who was the Chief of Army Staff.

Ihejirika, a former General Officer Commanding 83, Division, Lagos, replaces Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazzau.Ihejirika is now in a position to become the first four-star General of Igbo extraction in the history of the Nigerian Army. 

This is good news for our igbo people. I think its about time they begin to hold sensitive positions in the country jare. nothing do una


(thisday)

U GO FEAR DIE EHH....THIS ONE NO DEY FOR RAMBO!!

Which kind wickedness come be this one self. As a full fledge grown ass man, I still dey fear tokii (esp that red elastic thing wey dey for the front nose)....then talkless of this small pikin.
But I'm sure if you grew up in Naija as a kid, you've definitely had one of these encounters. Even if it wasnt with a turkey, but at least it was probably with some other animal or smth......and its usually or so called uncles or aunties that love putting us in this situations, so that they could laugh about it, while u crying.

THIS PIKIN DON COME AGAIN........

WTF is wrong with this dude for real?.....always thinking bout some messed up sh** to do. Last time, na music wey im won dey sing...and now he's trying to do his own reality bull***
I would really love to know which girls will go for the so called audition, cos this is just Krazyyyyy. Which kind name come be "JewelforJim"?......WTF were him and his organizers thinking?  Even this one wey dem decide to do the audition for Yankee, I'm just wondering if the reality show will take place in Naija or Yankee? or maybe they just tried to do the auditioning here in Yankee so that people back in Naija would be like "o boy na Naija Yankee babes dey the show ohh..i no go miss am". Cos we all know say Naija peeps too like anything Yankee.
Abeg Abeg...and I'll keep on saying it....if any of una know this man, abeg make una help me beg am, make im stop all this barbash wey im dey do. He should stick to his acting jare

But I think the best part of this flyers is the place where they wrote "Eligibility - Ladies Only"          HA HA.. this people no go kill person ehh...dem no won hear say man come do audition :)

SEE AS DEM FALL SHINA PETERS HAND EHH...CHAI

So our "One hittest wonderers" uncle Shina Peters was in Yankee, and he was supposed to perform in Maryland during the weekend. But unfortunatley the show was shut down by police, cos the organizers didnt have a liquor permit. So everybody start to dey go their mama house nah. Cos dem know say this one no be Naija police wey u go give bribe n sh**.
You see this is what happens when we take all this our toutish and nonchalant attitude to another land. Cos seriously, how da heck will the Organizers not know that they needed to have Liquor permit while they were serving liquor? Or dem think say na for Shrine wey dem dey do the show?. Anyways shaa i no sure say Uncle Shina Peters was bothered cos I believe he already got his pay in advance.
This na why i no like to dey go most of these Naija events...cos the so called organizers never do things right. we are prob the most disorganized set of peeps in Yankee....the truth is bitter , but thats just what it is.

On the other hand, i'm still surprised peeps actually paid to go see our Uncle Shina perform.....like seriously how many songs does this dude have?..Cos I believe i was still in primary school when he made his last album....Anyways Uncle Shina nothing do u jare.....u too much, and we dey believe u scatter :)

CONGRATS TO MY MAN.....BRUNO

One of my Airforce Secondary school pals, Bruno, just got married in Canada. Congrats to u bro. and wish u and wifey all the best, since u've decided to join the league of "young men wey get liver"
Anyways I Just decided to post this picture cos of the way the white kids looked in our traditional outfit .....kinda kool.....Ummm but Is it just me, or something aint just right when i see white peeps (esp the men) wearing dem African attire. Yes yes I thank you for appreciating our culture n stuff..but u guys look extra weird when u wearing our clothes.
Anyways congrats again jare..im no easy.

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SUPER EAGLES DON COME AGAIN.......LOL

LMAO...Okay so during the weekend, Naija defeated Madagascar 2-0 in their opening match of the ongoing Gabon/Equatorial Guinea 2012 Africa Nations Cup qualifiers. Great good job. So now the members of teh Super Eagles now believe that the National Team was on its way to regain its lost glory 

"We are determined to show that the South Africa World Cup was an unfortunate outing, which did not reflect the quality of our game," Odemwingie said. "Now that the Nations Cup qualifiers are on the way, we are ready to redeem our image." 

HA HA is it just me or our Super Eagles just crack me up all the time? Just cos una don beat Madagascar, and now u think u are regaining ur lost glory?...HA HA..this is some real mad funny sh** jare.  See ordinary Madagascar wey dem no dey even wear boot play ball...na im una score them only two goals, and u have started regaining ur lost glory?.....this is like an SS3 boy beating up a JSS1 student...and felt he achieved smth very very important :)

( theguradian)

BOY FINDS N9 BILLION IN ACCOUNT............NAWA OHH

So one boy dem dey call Ade-yemi Durojaye, who is a student in Ibadan Polytechnic, went to cash money from his account which had about N3000. Reaching the First Bank ATM, he performed his transaction, but only for him to find out that the printed receipt showed that he had N9,309,019,869.91k.
Na im convulsion almost catch my guy ehh. To even make sure he wasnt dreaming or smth, the boy even withdrew 20k from the account, and it went through. But being a good boy which he was, he went to report the incident yesterday at the bank. And by the time they tried to check the account again, the money was gone.
Very wierd incident, and yess I believe the guy made the right decision tho.So the question i really wonna ask is this...WHY DONT GOOD SAMARITANS LIKE ME EVER EXPERIENCE THIS TYPE OF INCIDENT HUH? cos i know i would have definitely made a good decision too :)

A VERY IMPORTANT ARTICLE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR VIEW ABOUT NAIJA FEMALE NURSES ABROAD......

I know a lot of peeps (including me) have problems with all these Naija girls that are nurses here in Yankee, and prob other foreign countries. If you look at the trend of the Nigerian divorces here in Yankee, the woman is usually a nurse...and to my own perspective, i think its cos they feel they making so much money and dont really give a F**k about whatever.
But thanks to my sister from another mama (Chizoba Anako) who is a well seasoned nurse, and she wrote an article giving a deep explanation of Naija girls and nursing programs. Pls read this, cos this is very informative

Letter to my Nigerian “Husband/Boyfriend” let me educate you” From an educated professional “Nigerian Nurse” RN, B.S.N………by Creamy

Okay so I have sat down and watched relentlessly the way “Nigerian female nurses” are portrayed and scrutinized by “Nigerian men”. I have taken it upon myself to educate my fellow Nigerian men in regards to their perception of female Nigerian nurses in America. Occasionally, I visit blogs and different websites both nationally and internationally especially Nigerian blogs, and it’s shocking to see the kind of negative image and press “Nigerian nurses” receive on a daily basis, and I mean literally. So I have decided to set the record straight.

THE ULTIMATE MAKE-OVER...........COS SHE'S TAKING OVER.....HA HA

(shout out to hafsa daba & chichi oji for providing the pic)

U see this na one very funny, but disturbing picture at the same time.
The funny part of it is that if u look well well, this goat actually looks like someone we know, or have come across somehow. If u think say i dey lie, just scrutinize the pic really well. Forget about the legs and stuff, and focus more on the upper body and face, then u gon see what I'm talking about. The first thing that came into my mind when i saw this pic was one of my secondary skul teacher/"AUNTIE" (in naija pronounciation)

Then the disturbing part of this pic is to know that someone actually woke up one bright morning, was bored as hell, looked outside his yard, what did he see? an innocent goat... and he/she was like "umm.. to dress this goat no go be bad idea ohh". And actually took his/her time to catch the goat and pimp her out. I've owned a goat before, and i tell u, these are the most stubborn creatures ever. So i could just imaging all the work this guy did in terms of trying to catch the goat, dressing her up, and making her stay calm while taking the pic......this is just classic!!!!!
.WE TOO MUCH EH
opefully the person who did this wasnt having any type of fantasy before he embarked on this make-over :)