NAIJA FOOTBALL TEAM IN SEMI-FINALS..........NICE

Come ohh..before i even start to talk self......how many of us are watching the FIFA Womens under-20 World cup? I bet you most of us did not even know that the FIFA female world cup is going on right now in Germany. U see its not fair ohh :(

Anyways just wanted to let some of una know that we beat the US team in a penalty shoot out, and will be playing Columbia in the semi-finals. So Nigeria has now made history in becoming the first African nation to reach the final four of the FIFA under-20...what a great achievment.

Although i know say majority of us no really send for female football, but at least lets all make effort and cheer up these our young boys.....Ooops sorry i meant girls :)  

NAIJA ATHLETES READY FOR 2010 AFRICAN CHAMPIONSHIP GAME........BUT GUESS WHAT THEY FORGOT?.........LOL

U JUST GOTTA LOVE US EHH....WITH NAIJA, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

So yesterday was actually the opening day for the African Championship in Athletics which is being held in Kenya. and the Naija athlethes wey dey participate for the event are really pumped up and their blood just dey hot....cos they wonna make their mama proud:)  They already arrived Kenya with Power, Zeal, enthusiasm, determination, eagerness, hope, faith, and excetera and excetera :)  but they forgot to bring the most important thing to the event....  THEIR KITS :)

HA HA HA .......CLASSIC

"The American sportswear manufacturers, and Nigeria's official Kit suppliers, Nike, reportedly shipped the kits to Nigeria rather than to the championship's venue, Kenya, kits to be used by the country's athletes. As a result, athletic federation of Naija (AFN) officials at the championship venue have began the process of seeking alternatives by asking athletes who had represented the country at recent international events, and who still have their old Nigeria kits to make them available for use by the country's athletes competing on the opening day of the championship, which is today"

THIS IS LUDACRIS!!! This is just more than embarrassing (but its mad funny shaa) I still dont understand why we lack basic planning and organizing. This is what will keep on happening as long as we keep on letting touts/criminals/illiterates to hold various sensitive office positions. But anyways that's Naija for you, so i dont think anyone should be surprised by now. I would really love to know how they managed to pull this one off. Abeg if any one hear any latest news, pls let me know jare :)

(nigeriamasterweb.com)

DEM TALK SAY MORE NIGERIANS MAY GIVE BIRTH TO WHITE BABIES.......NA SO :)

Okay u guys remeber this Naija couple that just had a white pikin with black features, last week. So Now British doctors are now saying that more Nigerians may give birth to white children....HA HA

"According to them, many Nigerians may be harbouring long dormant Caucasian DNA from a long-forgotten interracial relationship and this may have led to the situation of Ben and Angela Ihegboro who gave birth to a blonde baby, Nmachi. there were evidences that many Nigerians had interracial relationships with Caucasians whose DNA are always very strong and which may have been dormant for many years."

Is it just me, or these doctors are high on smth, and then decided to talk babash?  cos me no just understand wetin dem dey jabo for hia? Okay example, lets all agree that a Naija girl had relationship with white guy like 4 yrs ago. So wetin dem dey try tell us now be say the onyibo man sperm fit still dey hide inside her coochi, after all those yrs?   Nna Nawa Ohh

In short, time don reach wey i no go dey listen to wetin most of these doctors dem dey talk self :) 

When some idiots just manage complete their 8 or 10 yrs of medical skul, dem go just come out dey yan pru-pru pra-pra.........which kind nonsense talk be this one ke

(nigerian tribune)

NOLLYWOOD REVENGES.........20 YRS LATER :)

Okay ohh so na now wey we just dey wake up from our sleep huh :)

Anyways if i can recall, i posted the news about the Naija producer that was arrested by Ghanaian police, and told to pay N1000 in order to make or act a movie in Ghana.
Anyways shaa i guess Nollywood don vex, and dem don bring out their own rules which all foreign producers and actors would adher to, in order for them to work in Naija. The guidelines are as follows

“Any foreign actor participating in any of Nollywood productions will be compelled to pay the sum of $2,500, while any producer or director working on a production in the country will pay the sum of $2,500 . Others include screen writer($2,500), production company($10,000), creative designer($2,000), production manager($1,500) and Assistant Director($1,500) amongst others.”
LOL
Umm this is kind of cool. Its bout time we stand up jare....afterall na Ghollywood wey cause am (still cant get over this Ghollywood name sef). Anyways that one concern both of them juo.....

But u see at the same time i think this is kind of good for the industry ohh....this way now, the actors will have to increase their own fee, so more money for them. I guess it would be the actors that might even gain at the end. In fact make i kukuma go enter my acting class back again ehh....u never know where blessings fit come from ehh :)
but u know i cant stop laughing...see a whole Ghana ohh...country wey we been dey rub vaseline for nyash, dey change their napkin back in da days...... well i must continue to say this...Na we cause am :)

(vanguardngr.com)

NAIJA SEEKS END TO MIDDLE EAST CRISIS.............HA HA HA HA HA.....BUNCH OF JOKERS :)

Okay.....When i heard about this news, i was like "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Even as i dey type this news, I am like "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "
And after i don finish to write and post this news, I'll still be "HA HA HA HA HA HA-ING"
okay so this is the reason why i am ha-ha-ing and lol-ing

NIGERIA led the United Nations (UN) Security Council's open debate on the Middle East on Wednesday in New York, and was represented by the Ambassador and Permanent Representative to the UN, Professor Joy Ogwu. Nigeria, She said is calling "on Israel to refrain from deliberate acts of provocation." Similarly, Nigeria also urged "the Palestinians to exercise restraint and guard against inflammatory rhetoric or as acts of violence"  .......HA HA HA 
According to Ogwu, Nigeria "shall remain firmly committed to the goal of ensuring a secure State of Israel living side-by-side in peace and security with an independent State of Palestine with recognised borders........HA HA


But seriously tho, Please...biko..abeg can someone please tell me this is a joke. If I'm not mistaken or drunk, are we actually trying to advise other countries? Like seriously. And who is this Joy Ogwu in the scheme of things self :)
We havent even resolved any of the crisis in our own land..then na for another person land wey we won go do Rambo, shey :)   THIS IS SOME SERIOUS LUDACRIS RIGHT HERE AND DEFINITELY THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE :)


Anyways there's a saying in igbo land called "Okanma Na ama" (someone who always does well when he's not with his family) and i starting to believe thats what we are. Cos if u think about it, we restored peace in Liberia, South Africa and Sierra Leone.....So i wont be surprised if we can also do the same in the Middle east :)




(guardiannews.com)

NAIJA SOLDIERS GET OVER 250,000 CHILDREN FOR LIBERIA......HA HA

Okay i just saw a news which said that "Nigerian soldiers fathered 250,000 children in Liberia" during that ECOMOG peace operation time
i'm like D-daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmn. Like seriously tho where da hell do they come up with all these random estimates self. and dem dey always like to round up the number to 000 :)
anyways back to what i was saying....Although that number sounds scary, but me self believe its kinda true. Cos when i been go Naija last yr, me and my friends been meet some kind soldiers wey been dey attached to PH Jint Task Force (JTF) and they been dey tell us their escapades for when dem been go Liberia and Serria Leone....how dem take dey give different girls belle like say say na nothing.....Una dey see life? dem send person to go protect people, instead, as dem reach there, dem come dey molest the same peeps :)   And now see the result. We don get brothers and sisters for another man land :)    AWESOME

GUESS WHAT WE SAW IN THIS PIC

 Just tot i should post this picture up here....FIrst of all shout out to Emma Okoli for capturing such a great picture (although he should have snapped it at a close distance shaa)

So my boy was coming from Connecticut to New York, which is like an hr drive. While driving happily and peacefully, guess wetin im eye see for road?........A freaking Volks Wagen bus...those types wey dem dey use do bus transportation for Lagos..una know wetin i dey yarn nah...those ones wey dem dey colour yellow, wey the windows no dey fit open, and their engine dey for back, instead of front :)     Na im my booy snap the bus sharp sharp ehh.

If u think say i dey lie, see am for yourself nah. if u no look well sef, u go even think say na Naija be that. But that na one route 15 highway for Connecticut ohh. Well my point is....ummmm ...umm ..anything wey dey for Naija, dey Yankee too.  I even don see Latrine toilet for hia self :)

GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING :)

Okay I'm at work all bored n Sh** ....and guess what song came into my mind?   :)

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU MY GENITALIA, OH OH OH OH
SHAKY SHAKY SHAKY BUM-BUM
MEN WONNA SEE MY NIPPLES


HA HA HA ..cant just get this song of my head....fooolish woman :)

SOYINKA FOR PRESIDENT.....YESSAH

Our dear Uncle Soyinka has announced that he will be forming his own political party of progressives that will contest for elections next yr.
This was what he had to say
"My generation has failed the nation," he said, pledging to launch the party in September and calling it an "organ of collaboration for progressive forces". I urge Nigerians to join the new party in order to unseat the ruling PDP"

Ahh Uncle Soyinka abeg u no need urge anybody jare. I dont know about u guys, but as for me, I think I've found my party ehh :)  Uncle abeg do sharp sharp dey form this party, cos me and i believe all other normal Nigerians dey very very much interested.

I"M IN ...I'M IN ...I'M IN..ABEG WHERE I GO REGISTER OHHHHH :)

but.... umm so that means another yoruba man will be in power?...anyways shaaa i dont think I even care anymore...As long as he's doing the right thang in Office jare  :)

(googlenews.com)

NAIJA PARENTS GIVE BIRH TO ONYIBO PIKIN......NAWA OHH

Yesterday in London, a Naija couple gave birth to a blue-eyed blonde baby baby Nmachi....Umm nawa ohh. things dey happen ohh.
PRETTY STRANGE I MUST SAY... Although if i were the man, i for like do DNA testing :) ......I'm  not saying that she cheated on him ohh, but at least that will make his mind rest wellu wellu :)
But i believe say na their pikin shaa...look at the facial features..check out the broad nose....onyibo dem no dey get that kind nose juo, and dem no dey come out with a lot of hairs on their head when they are born.
Chai, how we go take describe this one now? ....As far as i dey concerned, this lil angel looks somewhat white and albino joined together. Nothing do her jare..she's God's blessing and a miracle to her family, and Naija in general. Congrats to u guys juo

but papa Nmachi still go do DNA  juo :)

LATEST ON MADONNA SECONDARY SCHOOL....OOPS I MEANT UNIVERSITY :)

Okay This sounds very absurd..but I am not surprised at all cos me too self been witness some crazier incidents too.
My friend just been tell me say Madonna University, has adopted this rule wey if u make noise in a queue, you will pay a fine of N10,000. LIKE SERIOUSLY? 10,000 ke?  Just for making noise in a queue? This Father Ede self ehhn, i weeda ohh. Anyways i guess its his school and he can make up whatever policy he wants.
I even attended that school (just for two weeks shaa) and the reason I left was because of craps like this. For my own case, i been dey chill with one girl/chika/control for one of the buildings. Mind u, this was around that kind 6:30pm. Later two security guards just come meet us, dey talk say both of us dey do bad thing....and before u know wetin dey happen, one of them just carry kane flog me for back. KAI.....A WHOLE ME!! See major F-up nah...im front of the babe wey i dey try toast again??  So in order not to retaliate and kill school megaurd, i just went straight to my dorm, packed my bags, and straight to Yankee...that was the last time i stepped my foot on that school. Can u imaging ohh...when dem don flog me tire for Secondary school, then na for University dem go still dey flog me again....Dem chop Krase?  In fact make i no continue to dey talk self, if not i go just start to dey vex again.

SOLDIERS BATTER LASTMA OFFICIALS.........HA HA HA

umm LOL......WOW...WOWZERS

I know some of una no go know wetin LASTMA be, since una never enter Naija in a long time. Well, Its an organization that was formed in Lagos some yrs ago in order to handle all road and traffic related issues. But for a while now, dem don dey threaten and tourment lagos citizens so badly, such that even a driver will prefer to be caught by a police, instead of LASTMA peeps. I even witnessed their surroption and crazy brutality to some bus drivers....infact no be small thing ohh.
Anyways this LASTMA official right here and two of his colleagues decided to go tow a trailer wey been dey obstruct traffic. Not knowing the owner of the trailer don already contact im military guys.....Na some army and navy guys just show. I hear say if u see beating wey dem give these LASTMA guys ehhn...even u self no go gree make person beat ur enemy like that....See am for urself nah.....the picture is self explanatory :)
Opefully this will make these so called LASTMA peeps kool down small, cos their own gri-gri don too much jare :)

but..but...DAYUM......I NO KNOW BEEN KNOW SAY E GET THE KIND BEATING WEY GO FIT DEFORM PERSON FACE LIKE THIS OHH  :)

(pmnews.com)

Oba of Benin curses kidnappers in Edo state!!!

Okay, first of all we have to apologize, because this gist is very late.
this happened before the world cup sef! so sorry...

So the Oba of Benin, Oba Erediuwa along with all the native doctors, gathered together to invoke curses on all the kidnappers in Edo state.
hmmm...
so Nigerian police don dey useless so-tay nah native doctors + witches and wizards they do their work for dem? eh? nothing wey we no go hear for this country...

now, a lot of people don dey talk, u know, all this 'educated' people, wey don go school so-tay, dem no believe say anything like juju dey exist. dem dey talk say the practice dey barbaric and backward.

me i no agree with dem, we already dey barbaric, so how dis one come matter again?
me i dey go church well-well, but i strongly believe say juju dey work, e come be benin juju for that matter...

i no blame the Oba abeg, the kidnappers were making life hell, so they had to take matters into their own hands.

the gist wey I dey hear now be say, all the kidnappers don run comot from Benin bcos of the jazzing go ibo land.(dem no dey fear? u see all d juju wey dey that picture?)

Ibo people i think una know wetin to do to pursue dem comot from una land?...

i know sure say Naija go fit change again. no hope.

SOME NAIJA PEEPS FIND IT HAD USING ESCALATORS!!......WHATTA!!!

You know when i used to be young, my mum used to tell me Ignorance is the worst disease, and i don dey confirm am wellu wellu :)

So it was gathered that a lot of Nigerians find it very hard to use escalators...AS IN ESCALATORS OHH...not even elavator self :)....... and u will find this problem mainly at the Lagos Int'l airport. The funny thing be say Its even the wealthy Nigerians that seem to have this problem. (afterall no be people wey get money dey go airport to travel? )
A lot of travellers have been seeing using the staircases, and when they were asked why they prefer to use the stairs, instead of the escalator.....this was their response: "It’s good to do some exercise"

HA HA HA ....THAT ANSWER IS JUST TOO CLASSIC!!!

Well...my aim of posting this is not to make fun of the people who cannot use the escalator, cos its actually not their fault.(but their reponse was funny shaa).....Anyways I blame our so called Leaders who have failed to provide such infrastructures, as well as developing our country in order for us to meet up with the basic technologies in the world. I pray all of dem will all have miseable deaths.

OHH PRECIOUS CABIN BUSCUIT :)

Before i start to write anything self....make i shout out to Cabin Buscuit for keeping it real and keeping our childhood memories alive till today ehh....im no easy ehh. Definitely my favorite buscuit of all time.....But come to think about it, that na the only Naija buscuit for Naija wey don see life ehh...Buscuit wey go soon dey reach a century :)  na come chop? Also a big shout out to these two red men..oops sorry, i meant this man and woman wey don dey hold the same one buscuit for over 99 yrs now.....I dey gbadun una juo :)

Anyways back to what i wanted to say.....So I was at work today, and for some reason, Cabin buscuit just come dey hungry me from nowhere. So I was like, hmmm...where man go fit organize better cabin buscuit now, so that i go fit chop am butter, or even soak am (my boarding skul peeps know what i mean). So I didnt even know what i was doing online, and before u know it, i came across this wierd site that call themselves "African Carribbean Grocery Delivery Service"
check out the link below

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.divinefoodonline.info/images/cabin_biscuit.jpg&imgrefurl=http://greenpasturesint.net/breakfast2.html&usg=__lU8Y6Focz8dt420lVuNqYI6rqxw=&h=190&w=150&sz=13&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=9T3Ry8NK67ENDM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=81&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcabin%2Bbiscuit%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1

At first i was like okay, okay not bad at all...good concept n' sh**.........and when i scrolled down, i found out that they had my precious Cabin buscuit, and even blue band butter join self.....i didnt even know when i immediately shouted "CORRECT"...and all my colleagues just turned looking....anyways that one concern them.

Well, what really made me mad and i decided to express my anger here na just because of the price of the goods. FOR GOD'S SAKE why would they sell ordinary Cabin buscuit for $5.99 for small one, and $11.99 for big one.....WTF YO!!!!..cabin buscuit wey dem dey sell like N150 for Naija, na im person come here dey sell am for $11.99 which is almost going to N2000....FOR WHY NAH???...FOR WHY SELF???......SAY WETIN HAPPEN.???...Make dem carry their cabin dey go jare..in fact i no won chop again self......SHOOO.  Ok i'm lying, i still won chop Cabin shaa. but not at that ridiculous price :)

Abeg if anyone know where i can get cabin at a very cheap rate, or even for free (if possible) just holla me jare :)

WANDE COAL NAKED PIC LEAKED.................................WARNING!!!!!!.....PIC COULD CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRUAMA & LOSS OF APPETITE AND SEXUAL INTEREST :)

Wande Coooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
Na who do the pics ohh,
Don Baba Jay :)

HA HA HA HA ...now i see why D'banj  dey always be saying "No Long Thing"...Mad funny shit..okay i dont know how this pic of Wande Coal naked got leaked, but all i know be say the pic dey very very disturbing :)
But Mohits and Wande himself on the other hand is saying that its not him in the pic...ha ha ofcourse i wasnt expecting poor Wande to admit it was his pic tho....Dem talk say someone was either impersonating him or did photoshop on him n' stuff.....HA HA ....NA SO

As far as I'm concerned, this na the Wande coal wey i know ehhh.....blue-black skin color, chubby n' unattractive fella :)
 Anyways nobody still knows who took this pic, if its Wande Coal or not, and how this pic came about....but until then, all i can say is this:
My Guys Watch the Chicks u hang out with abeg :)

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10YRS OLD GIAL COMMITS SUCIDE IN IBADAN...WHATTA HECK????

A 10 yr old gial Kudirat Raji just commited sucide. She lived with her older sister and the husband. She was sent on an errand within the house, but when she didnt respond, they started looking for her, and found her where she hanged herself. NAWA OHH.

WHATTA HECK DOES A 10 YR OLD KNOW ABOUT LIFE?  I would really love to know why she committed such act...is it cos she got fired from work, or she just finally ended a long time relationship, or she got a lot of bills to pay, or her family disowned her? Cos this is some serious Ish, and i'm actually trying to imagine whatta heck i was thinking when i was 10 yrs old...

Umm waking up in the AM; being baffed by our housegial :) food already dey for table; driver don carry me go skul; waiting to hear that break-time bell so that i will go play oga with the lil chicks :)  ....do after skul lesson, go back home; play with my action figure toys or play daddy & Mummy :) ... chop; sh** for pole and nyash being cleaned by housegial (when necessary); play small poju poju when NEPA take light (na that time wey 95% of us start to dey learn and do bad thing) .... and finally sleep..and the cycle continues over and over, until puberty start to kick in.  U see from 10-14 yrs should actually be the best time in anyone's  life....So I'm just trying to imaging what went wrong in this girls case. Well whatever the case may be, God forgive her :(

(Nigerian Tribune)

REAL TIME GPS GOES LIVE IN LAGOS...HA HA HA HA

Okay i just got the Info that GPS is set to hit the Lagos market. I really dont know whether to laugh or cry on this one. Anyways at the end of the day, its still a great step jare. This Fashola guy is really ontop of his game ehh. My guy won turn Lag to Dubai by all means ohh :)  . he he

HA HA IN FACT MAKE I NO TALK ANYTHING YET...MAKE WE DEY SEE SHAA.
Umm in fact go talk smth juo.....Wetin self :) .....Anyways as i was saying, I'm still trying to figure out how in the world will this GPS work. Fisrt of all, the streets and addresses in Lagos are not marked orderely. Secondly, i wonder if they will have the GPS voice to speak either in Yoruba or Broken English, cos can u just imaging that GPS voice trying to pronounce all those crunk Yoruba street names?..ha ha ...imaging GPS dey try pronounce Mushin or Surelere or even Apapa...ha ha thats gon be some mad funny Ish!!!

Anyways i would suggest they do it in broken english, so that it would also be applicable in other parts of Naija..And here are some basic GPS phrases which i believe they should change to suit us when making our own GPS version :)

Please enter your destination -----------Which area u wan enter?
Recalculating -------------------------  I no dey recalculate anything juo..no other road dey
In 500 ft, turn left --------------------- Dey go small small, then turn left for hia
Arriving at address-------------------- Oya we don reach ohh

CARPENTER ROASTS HIS 14 YR OLD APPRIENTICE'S LEG..........WTF YO

WTF IS GOING ON IN OUR SOCIETY.........LIKE WTF.....WHAT RUBBISH HUH!!!!
This poor boy's leg was roasted by his master just because the boy lost the N3,000 which was deposited by a customer for a job. He's been in the hospital for over two months now......
THIS IS JUST WHAT I CALL WICKEDNESS IN HIGH PLACES!!!! and its so rampant in Naija.....I'm still trying to figure out why we have such hatred and jealousy for one another like this? and I pray God will show it to me, cos to be honest there's no reason for such. Later nah, if onyibo peeps come dey call us animal, we go dey vex....just N3,000...BUT WHY? WHY?...In fact I'm done with this Bull..

7 IN 10 NIGERIANS ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE........NO BE ME TALK AM OH.......HA HA HA

You see its just so funny cos almost all the things i do predict, actually comes to past. If una fit remember, I've been crying it out that most of we Naija peeps need to visit Psychia hospital, cos we all get some sort of madness in us n stuff'. Well I'm happy now I'm not the only one saying it ehh
"National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) was recently put to task by the analysis of a psychiatrist who declared that out of every 10 Nigerians, seven displayed strange behaviour."



HA HA HA HA ...Well one thing i know for sure is that almost all our Politicians fall into those 7 peeps wey dem dey talk about here. As for me, i know for sure that I'm among the 3 people that are normal shaa. So make una figure out which one una dey. 

But on a serious note tho, i would really wonna know how da hell do these people come up with these their research analysis survey n' sh**. Like seriously tho 70%?  ah ah nah....So they trying to tell me that 70% of 150,000,000 people are mentally unbalanced? I think its about time they start banning all these organizations that conduct these yeye survey dem. I swear this Psychiatrist sampled only his patients for this survey :)

Although i dey vex for the survey, but come to think about it, a lot lot lot of we Naija peeps are really mentally unstable tho. Maybe even more than the 70% dem dey talk about self. Like seriously think about all the crazy sh** we be doing both inside and outside Naija :)
driving on a one way road, throwing trash on the roads, urinating anywhere urinatable, fighting randomly, being so aggressive for no damn reason, continuously disobeying the laws of the land, and so many more :)


(sunnewsonline.com)

NAIJA GIRL WINS BEST OF BEST CHILD MODEL OF THE WORLD (WHATEVER THE HECK THAT IS)......LOL

Okay this woman....ooops!!! sorry i meant lil girl, emerged as the best of the best child model of the world 2010 in Bulgaria.
"The contest, which featured more than 42 countries in various categories, saw Wendy coming tops and crowned the overall winner of the event."


Big congrats to her jare. U see this is a really good news, and I'm hoping we be getting such positive news about our country. But while I'm all happy and sh**, I gats LOL for this kind news jare....cos i dey believe say some questions still needs to be ask  juo :)

First of all,  whatta heck is the show all about? what is the point? cos honestly, me never hear of am before ohh. Also, what are they modelling? cos i can clearly see it was not based on beauty :)  prob modelling based on character, IQ or smth else :)   ...And secondly, ALL JOKES APART, THERE"S NO WAY U CAN TELL ME THAT THIS WOMAN 11 YEARS OLD?....LIKE SERIOUSLY??  And thirdly, na this dress wey she use take win the contest? And fourthly, shey dem talk say na 42 countries been participate? well me i for like know wetin the other contestants resemble juo. And finally, if the thingy was held in Bulgaria, then why tha Heck does the background in the pic have a Naija settings?

In fact me don dey tire for some of the kind news wey dey come out from this our precious Naija eh.....we too much....cant stop looking at this womans face who is supposed to be 11yrs :)

WORD???....CHECK OUT OUR BENIN CITY EHH

Okay guys this is area is known as the Benin King Square and popularly known as Ring road. Umm to be honest tho when i first saw these pics, i was really skeptical, and thought it was one of those foreign countries n' stuff. But when i started scrutinizing the environment, na im i come know say na Benin for sure for sure ehh. The most obvious reason was that the only lights u can see on are the street and fountain lights.....and the residential areas are in total darkness...NEPA as usual :)    and the second reason be say me too know this area well well....those days wey boys dey enter Edo Line or Young Shall Grow dem from PH to Lag ;)

But seriously this is really nice tho. unbelievable. Thanks to Gov. Oshiomhole. This guy is just too much jare. He has really made a lot of changes in Benin. Hhmm....all those water fountain wey some of us for Naija don dey hear since, and na only for tv we dey see am....so we don finally get opportunity to see one live and direct in our own land ehh. Anyways shaa my own problem be say make dem dey maintain am ohh, cos we all know say dat word "maintenance" nah Latin word for Naija Gov't  :)
While i believe this is a great step which will inturn promote tourism, but also i go dey happy if Edo Govt try do smth about their unemployment rate, cos a lot of criminals and touts full that zone... so no be water fountain wey man go chop for now nah :)

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54 YR MUMMY COMPLETES JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL......AWESOME

Make una meet Mrs. Priscilla Obiefuna. She is very happy and proud of herself. And I am proud of her, and I hope u guys are proud of her too :)
At 9 yrs old when her dad died, she had to quit school and help her mum in order to support their family. Later she come marry, get two pikins, and one of them is 16yrs and in ss3 now. Anyways, while being a housewife, she still had the passion to go to skul. So luckily for her Former first Lady of Lagos, MrsTinubu introduced the "Alternative High School for Girls," and our aunty Priscilla was so excited and took great advantage of it.
And today the 54 yr old lady have completed her junior secondary school, and hopes to continue her education till she gets a degree in nursing.

HOW CUTE IS THAT!!!. I think i'm in love with this lady already. This just shows us that as long as life dey, it is never too late to do anything jare. Mummy thanks for motivating lazy people like me :)


(odili.net)

MAGISTRATE SENDS SUSPECT TO PSYCHIA HOSPITAL.....HA HA HA

HA HA MAD FUNNY STUFF!!...luv it luv it luv it

A magistrate in Lagos, has sent an accused, Mrs. Kehinde Majekadegbe, 60, to a psychiatric hospital in order to ascertain her mental state.  WHY?

The lady was arraigned before the court on e one-count charge of a malacious damage for breaking the back windscreen of a volkswagen bus, valued at N22,000; motorcycle headlamp valued at N7,000; and a rubber drum valued at N2,500. All belonging to two of her co-tenants....LOL LOLL LOL LOL HA HA HA

She pleaded not guilty and told the court to transfer the case to a high court. But the magistrate ordered the prison officials who brought her to take her to Psychia first......You see this sounds very funny, but if you think about it, that is actually a place where some of we Naija peeps need to be chillin at...cos some of us are way too special and just outta control :)

(pmnews.com)

EFCC TO INVESTIGATE LAGERBACK'S APPOINTMENT...HA HA HA

So our so called EFCC now want to investigate the controversial appointment of our uncle Lagerback. Why? cos one of the coaches who came for the interview last year (Glenn Hoddle) recently said that after his interview, certain Naija sports Ministry officials had told him to hike his pay from $900,000 to $1.5million in order for them to give him the job.  So now they trying to see if Largerback accepted the deal and thats why he was being paid $1.5milla for his five months of performing trial and error with our superchicks during the world cup :)
Like seriously why must our own thing always dey different? Sotey curruption even follow for hiring process of a foreign coach? In fact you see this currption just dey our gene, and its here to stay for a long long long while.

Umm but also i would really love to know where our so called EFCC was when this mans contract begun? And also assuming Naija did well and even reached the second round of this world cup, would this topic have been brought up?
SMCHEWW... this is pure BULL jare...medicine after death. Abeg EFCC or whatever u call ur name, make una go sitdon somewhere juo...or maybe in order to keep unaselves busy, why dont u guys start going after peeps like IBB, OBJ and other heavy political criminals out there. Then i go dey believe una die ehh :)

GHANAIAN POLICE ARREST NAIJA FILM MAKER....FIND OUT WHY

A Certain Naija film maker was arrested by the Ghanaian police because they said he did not have permit to  shoot a movie in their country.

AH AH ...PERMIT KE? Abeg I gats LOL for this one jare...

As we all know, The Naija film industry (Nollywood), and the Ghanaian film industry (Ghollywood) both established a mutual agreement in the past where they could both operate in both countries without any problem. So me come dey wonder why Ghana just won start to dey fall our hand like this? or dem don join European Union? or cos dem believe say dem don better pass us?...SHOOOOOO!!!

You see this life is kinda funny shaa. So a whole Ghollywood get the balls to ask for permit from their papa wey train them? Chai..nothing wey person no go see for this world. Anyways i no blame them, cos na Nollywood wey give them the priviledge to insult them. If not, on a good day, who even watches Ghanaian movies self? Even Ghanaians no dey too watch their own movies. Ghanaian movies wey the actors dey hold the script for their hand dey act film...in fact make i no even start.

But whatever the cause may be, let Nollywood and Ghollywood sort it out before it turns into smth else :)
Umm and this "wood" "wood" thing self don tire me jare. Which one come be Ghollywood ke? couldnt they come up with smth unique? Ghana Nawa 4 una ohh

HOTEL OWNER SAYS WORLD CUP ROBBERS NOT NIGERIANS.......CORRECT

FINALLY someone was bold enough to come tell it like it is....as in FINALLY JUO

The owner of the Hamilton Parks County lodge, where the four gunmen robbed the Australian soccer fans, was contacted by Master Web news. He told the news team that the gunmen were South Africans and not Nigerians. On asking him how he knew the identity of the gunmen, he said: "I'm a South African and should know South Africans when I see them. Above all, I am an African and you know we know ourselves - I can tell a South African from a Nigerian. My guy also been talk say the female victim wasn't raped, but she was tied up with others in the same room, including him.

Umm in fact Kudos to the man jare, cos i know not every South African would even be bold enough to condemn their own peeps like this.

Well, my own happiness be say the gunmen have been identified. And thunder go fire all those peeps out there wey won spoil our image more. See these ordinary local Australians ohh....people wey be even generic version of UK ....and na im dem won F*** up our reputation....Chai nothing wey person no go see or even hear for this world...Anyways shaa make this world cup finish, make everybody do dey go back im mama land jare...IM DON DO...before another group of  fools insult us again....or we even insult ourselves this time around self :)


(nigerian masterweb)