Tuesday, May 31, 2011

ATTENTION TO ALL MY BAD GUYZ OUT THERE!!!!....

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(NB: this experiment only applies to most babes currently living in Naija) Have you ever been beaten up by your wife/fiancee/girlfriend/jum...
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WETIN BE THIS SEF?????

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Okay just incase shaa, make i use this opportunity to let you guys know that my favorite soup is Egusi....as in correct one with, lots of o...
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ONLY IN NAIJA.....

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(shout out to Betty for all these ridiculous pics...ha ha ) L IKE SERIOUSLY? AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY GONNA FALL FOR THIS B...
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Friday, May 27, 2011

THE HEIGHT OF IRRESPONSIBILITY.......................!!!!!!!

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YOU GOTTA BE F**KING KIDDING ME RIGHT??????? One a very serious note tho, why dont we Nigerians ever respect our damn selves, or even our...
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PH TRAFFIC...........THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING EVER!!

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Before I start, lemme just put it this way..."I'm a typical Port Harcourt boy ehh." Born in PH, grew up in PH, did my primary ...
Thursday, May 26, 2011

HAPPY FAMILY........HA HA HA HA HA......BUT WTF????

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(Shout out to Betty Braimah  for providing another crazy ass pic) You know I would have really loved to say smth, but i...
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

BOZZA...BOZZA...BO BO BO.....BOZZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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(shout out to B etty Braimah for providing this hot mess) This is a typical example where an illiterate comes in cont...
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Monday, May 23, 2011

NAWA TO THIS MAN OHH......

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"The Abia State Chairman of Labour Party (LP), Chief Obi Aguocha, said yesterday that he has prepared his own burial programme, as...
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NAWA 4 OUR GOV'T OHH...

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So i just heard that our president's inauguration will last for one week at a budget of N5 billion (which is like $32 million). The chu...
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Friday, May 20, 2011

IN NAIJA, ITS ALL ABOUT YOUR GINGER......HA HA

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So just tell me why i was caught up in some crazy mess....Okay it was about 4am, and we decided to stop by the indomie joint (at Wuse 2) be...
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Thursday, May 19, 2011

MAY 21ST....MAY 21ST...MAY 21ST.....MAY 21ST

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I'm sure say all of una don hear say the world will be coming to an end on the 21st of May, 2011 .......umm shooooo.....thats actuall...
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

WONNA HEAR SMTH REALLY CRAZY??????????

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You sure you ready for this one? Okay hear it is The results of a 2010 Nigeria Education Data Survey, released in Abuja, on Monday, r...

EFCC RECOGNIZES SOME LUNATICS........THANKGOODNESS!!!

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Okay so 9 outgoing governors/Lunatics accross the county who have enjoyed and abused their seat for the past four or eight years will soon ...
Monday, May 16, 2011

THATS HOW WE ROLL IN ABJ CITY BABY....

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Umm...just actually remembering that i took this....def wasnt in my right state of mind tooo...ha ha . Anyways this was just one of those t...
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SHE'S GOIN TO HARVARD!!!!......

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So a fifteen yr old Nija girl living with her faily in New Jersey, has been given admission to study in Harvard university. Her name na Sahe...
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NAIJA POLICE ARRESTS MOST WANTED CRIMINAL.............YAY!!!!

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So the Nigerian police have arrested the most wanted criminal in the country, who have killed over 50 victimes including policemen in Abia,...
Friday, May 13, 2011

MY MUM IS WAY KOOLER THAN UR MUM...HA HA

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a happening mum....huh? huh? a mama wey go fit   hang out with ur paddy them...a mum u ca...
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DEM NAIJA PRAYERS EHHN........HA HA

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Ha Ha...i just put up this post cos for some reason it just reminded me of those days wey we small, and our parents go carry us dey go all t...

MY ENCOUNTER WITH A REAL ENTERTAINER/FREESTYLER....HA HA

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So we went to this joint somewhere in Wuse 2....Mehn thi splace was really nice tho. Its like an outdoor joint and was pretty big tho....cha...
Wednesday, May 11, 2011

TRAFFIC POLICEMAN DANCING ALANTA EHH.....

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For most of u that live in ABJ, I'm sure una don come across that police man wey dey dance while controlling traffic...infact i think th...

PEOPLE DEY VEX EHHH.....HA HA

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Okay so i was running out of gas..okay make i talk am the way wey we Naija peeps dey call am.....REWINDDDDDD!!!!!!! Okay so i was running ...
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Monday, May 9, 2011

THE ACCIDENTS I CAPTURED ON MY WAY TO ABUJA

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Okay this was the first accident i saw on my way to ABJ. This was like after my driver told me that we were approaching the deadliest road ...
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ALOMO BITTERS......U WAN TRY??? HA HA

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Okay so i think i'm kinda addicted to this thing called ALOMO BITTERS...like seriously ohh...and this addiction just started ...
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WHO TALK SAY FATHERHOOD NA BEANS HUH??...HUH???

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So last two weekend, my lil man, Zuri, just turned 1yr (and he's one of the most good looking kid u will ever see... so all of una wey ...
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Friday, May 6, 2011

THE NEW CABIN BISCUIT BOX.....DO U DIG IT OR NOT??

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(Shout out to Uneks Enemali for providing this pic) So as most of you know, I'm a very very very big fan of cabin biscuit. I even rec...
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WTF???????????????????????

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Okay this is like the 3rd time i'm seeing this type of Bullsh**.    Crazy looking local ass peeps changing saliva in a babaric and inap...
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Thursday, May 5, 2011

THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR..........HA HA HA

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Okay so during my 2 months stay in Naija, can u believe i never rubbed any lotion on my body. All I did was just wake up, brush (before i u...

FATAL ACCIDENT I WITNESSED ON MY WAY TO ABUJA.........

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  So I was in PH for about 3 weeks, and my next destination was ABJ. So i was excited to go there, but the biggest f**k up for ABJ is whe...
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

ONLY IN NAIJA........THE LAWLESS NATION ;)

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 (Shout out to Chima Okpalaoka for this useless picture) U see as i dey post this story, i just dey imagine an NYPD officer actually dr...

NAIJA GREETING = MONEY 4 HAND :)

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Why is it that in Naija, whenever someone gives u a heavy greeting such as "Shun Sir" "Chairman i dey hail" "Baba ...