Tuesday, March 6, 2012


Okay so someone just sent me this picture of this dude selling banana in a classy way. As in my guy knack im coat and tie..looking all clean and professional and ish....as in this na the type of guys wey you go see dey work for bank or NNPC sef.
I just hope this is a joke shaa......But if this is for real for real?  THEN VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM DEY OHH :(

But at the same time, if this dude dey sell banana for real for real, then I'm guessing he's wearing this outfit so that people go pity am or smth. Anyways whatever the case may be, its still a good marketing strategy on his side shaa....ha ha
Imagine say you dey for traffic, and wan buy banana.  As usual, enough banana sellers will storm to you at the same time, and it will be hard for you to even know who to buy from sef. And all of a sudden, this dude just appears. I bet you say you actually wan pay this my guy more attention, and even buy his banana at the end. You know why? Well As for me I dont know why ohh. But one thing I know for sure is that there's just smth about this executive banana man that none of us can even resist ;)
And his bananas are looking very fresh and yellow too? come on nah...why I no go patronize this dude then?..ha ha   :)


A man suspected to be suffering from mental problem was overpowered Monday, by passengers after he had gained access to the most secure part of the international terminal, the airside, at the Murtala Muhammed Airport Lagos.
THISDAY gathered that on getting into the tarmac, the man, whose identity could not be ascertained, shouted, "I want to go abroad; I want to go to Europe. Please give way for me to go."

You see ehn, its such a pity that even mad man sef don tire to stay for Naija....I guess we can also blame fuel subsidy on this one. Think about it tho, right now I sure say im go dey very hard to find left overs for dustbin, talkless of free meal sef. Everybody just dey hold their pocket very tight. So I no blame my guy jare.

But I no go dey surprise too if this na one normal guy wey just disguise himself to see if maybe luck go dey im side that day. Cos mehn these days in Naija, people will go extra measures in order to get what they want. The last time wey I dey Naija, na so I just dey see different types of people claiming to be mentally ill or handicapped...all just to get money. But the more I come dey look them closely (especially if I see them in  different locations) the more I come notice say these dudes even dey 100% healthy pass me sef. As in ehhn, people will disguise themselves in a way you've never imagined in Naija....all just to get that qudi :(

And as much as I no blame all the people wey wan commot for Naija by any means necessary, but at the same time, I wish these people could only understand say life in Yankee or Europe no be bread & beans ehh. Especially with the poor economy in these regions, life is now tougher than ever. I'm sure majority of our Naija people outside Naija (especially those with no working permit) will attest to what I just said. And I bet if you provide these same people with free plane ticket to come back to Naija, majority of them no go even think twice ehh.  Life is freaking tough everywhere now, and people should start getting that into their skull, in order to avoid becoming a nuisance to wherever they end up at. And its about time we stop having this mentally of "he went to Yankee and he's become successful. Therefore I need to go to Yankee too so that I will become successful too"  PURE BULL$#&%.
We all different, and cos smth worked well for you doesnt mean its going to work well for me.

But wait ohh....Did they just say that the mad man gained access to the most secure part of the airport without been accosted? So what if to say na person wey carry explosives ke?    Chai....Naijaaaaaa :(


Thursday, March 1, 2012


Masses: Vicko You Suck
Vic.O: I know I can sing and rap

Masses: Vicko is a disgrace to the entertainment industry
Vic.O: I'm a son of God and I can rap

Masses: Vicko stope wasting money makinf all these useless videos cos you suck entirely
Vic.O: Money is not my problem cos I'm a son of God and I love what I'm doing

And it goes on and on and on........

But guys on a very serious note, I dey take God name beg all of una....abeg anything wey Vic.O don do una, abeg make una forgive the guy, and you all should try as much as possible to start liking this dude and his songs abeg. even if na by force, make una try am :(

As for me, I've always been a Vic.O fan ever since he came out, and u guys know it :)
And the more I watch this dude, the more I begin to find out that this guy na one very very unique individual. Think about it tho. If it was another individual that everyone was dissing and telling them that they suck....I bet you that person for don quit tay tay. But this guy is just adamant about his music talent, and doesnt give a crap about all the negative stuffs that almost everyone has said to him. Think about it....How many people do you know that actually have the kind of heart and non-giving up spirit wey Vic.O get huh?

Anyways abeg make una like Vic.O for me. He's really putting his whole heart and soul into this his music career thingy...Therefore my brothers and my sisters (in my Vic.O's voice), I dey take Baba God name dey beg una....pls try your best to start liking Vic.O's very unique talent. And he also seems like a pretty nice and fun guy too. I swear if God bless me with money ehhn, I'll throw a huge party in NYC by the end of the yr...... and guess who will be the invited artist that will perform? Vic.O (hopefully if dem give am visa shaa) and we shall have a lot of cool fun :)
But seriously can you imaging Vic.O performing? I swear its gonna be the most entertaining event ever.

ViC.O FOR NOBEL PEACE PRICE !!!!.. keep doing your thing jare..