Wednesday, February 29, 2012


So you guys remember the video I posted about Pastor Chris Oyakhilome talking about how "self service" aka "masturbation" aka "beat your meat" aka "wiliwank" aka "jerk off" aka "fantasy massage" isnt a sin, but instead is a bad habit. Well yeah I guess his comments have become very controversial and various pastors across the nation are very furious and have denounced such comment. So this was what some so called General Overseaers of churches across Naija had to say..ha ha :

Reacting to Oyakhilome’s comment, the Prelate, Methodist Church Nigeria, Dr. Ola Makinde said there was only one way of Being Intimate permitted by God in the Bible, which is only through marriage.

“There is only one way of Being Intimate in the Bible which is natural. self-service is unnatural and unethical. Whatever is unnatural and unethical is abomination. I leave him to his own opinion,” he said.

According to Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain Assembly, every believer must be able to subject his body to control because it could lead to something else.

Popular Evangelist, Pastor Akin Fasawe said self-service is a sin as stipulated in the Bible, saying that death was even recommended in the Bible for those who practiced such things.

“self-service is a sin because when you self-service, you will release. If the minister of God said self-service is not a sin, he can easily tell his church that fornication is not a sin. The Bible recommends death in the Old Testament,” he stated.

According to Primate Elijah Ayodele of the INRI Evangelical Church, it is stated clearly in the Bible that self-service is a sin against God.

“That is his own view. Where did he see it in the Bible that self-service is not a sin? Maybe he has his own Bible. It is a bad thing. Maybe it is in his Bible,” he laughed.

Pastor Akin Akande of the Men of Purpose Ministry stated that self-service is a sin.

“It is like abusing the gift of God. It is heresy. The Bible says it is a sin to derive pleasure outside the content of marriage,” he added.

Pastor Leke Akinola of the Upper Room Baptist, said self induced self-service is a sin against God and that it is heresy for any minister of God to say it is not a sin.

According to Rev. Sam Ogedengbe, “self-service is a sin and it is unbiblical. It is demonic and anyone engaging in it should know that it has spiritual connection.”

Anyways as far as I'm concerned, all these guys are all BUNCH OF CLOWNS!!

As much as I've never liked this Oyakhilome dude, but I still believe that there was nothing wrong in what he said.
Okay, all this pastors wey dey open their mouth dey talk about how the bible says masturbating is a sin against God and blah blah blah blah...Well I got just one question for them. "Where in the bible was masturbation regarded as a sin? As in what chapter biko? what verse huh? Where is written in the bible?

I swear if you look deeply, most of these clowns be beating off their meat on a regular basis...but na them go first open their dirty mouth dey talk rubbish. Since masturbation wasn’t mentioned in the bible, I believe Pastor Chris has the right to say what he said based on his own understanding, likewise the other pastors who are opposing him. But I dont see why they should be attacking my guy left and right, when they don’t have any proof.

Common sense is not common for real……All these so called Naija pastors/clowns need to get their sh** right and start using their brain to think, instead of their dumb a**.
You see that’s why Jesus was the greatest man that ever lived. As much as his teachings was based on what was stated in the bible, but at the same time he also applied great wisdom and common sense to answer a lot of controversial/tricky questions which would have gotten him into deep sh**
I can never expect them to be even as our Savior Jesus, But damn apply a lil common sense nah….shoooo!!
Ohh I forgot…99% of them don’t have the anointing…..they just go to seminary school and graduate with a degree (just like every other degree out there) open a church and start stealing from poor people…Gottcha ;)


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