Thursday, September 22, 2011

HAD TO PUT MA BOY ON BLAST :(

(I kinda faded the pic for security reasons. Cos i no want situation wey if any of una mistakenly see my guy for road, you go start to dey point hand, dey ask unnecessary questions like "no be this guy Alex been dey talk about?..ha ha)

Okay I just couldn’t hold it anymore. So I've got this friend...he's cool as f**k...as in he's a very close friend of mine back in Naija, and he's one of the few peeps that I do hang out with whenever i dey Naija. But mehhn, sometimes my guy dey throw very hefty bomb when im dey talk. Sometimes when im talk something finish, I'll be like "WHAT?" Sotey im dey even do the same thing when posting something on his FB status. And I've noticed this for a while now, but as as per say na my tight man, I no been wan make fun of am all this while :)


But F**k it...I cant help it anymore ehh. I had to share some of his many grenades that have been thrown on his FB status..... and luckily no one has died yet shaa....Enjoy :)

Ephraim
I BELIVE IN GOD ALMIGHTY THE MARKER OF HAVEN EARTH
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Meni life is GOOD
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Ephraim
DOS THAT BELIVE IN THE NAME OF THE VIKINGS DEY SHER ALL SAY
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Declare me innocent, o LORD, because i do what is right and trust u compely.
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Ephraim
Na woo know tomorrow???
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THE MAIN EXPORT OF NIGERIA IS CRUDE OIL. BUT NIGERIA PRODUCES TWO MILLION BARRELS OF OIL EVERY DAY AND IS CURRENTLY THE 5TH LARGEST PRODUCER OF CRUDE OIL IN THE , YEAT POOL ONES ARE LAKING IN NIGERIA,OH GOD HELP US IN JESUS MAME SAY AMEN.
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Look guys, there's nothing wrong in throwing grenade here and there, once in a while. Afterall I know say I dey constantly throw grenade in some of my postings, and I'm sure all of you guys have seen some of my very dangerous grenades for this site. But that's because I hardly proofread my postings...and I dont even know why (at least I get legit excuse..he he) Most of the time, na my wife wey dey bring to my attention regarding all the various grenades I dey throw when I post something. But just as I said earlier, that's cos I hardly proofread them.



Anyways as I was saying..yeah my boy be killing me with his FB status quotes.... and I no been wan dey greedy and laugh alone….I decided to share it with the Nawa4U community, so that we can all say "Euphraim nawa 4 u ohh!!! why the boko-haraming of english words/sentences?  ha ha


Ephraim I know say you dey see this, and you know say I luv you to death bro. But I just had to put you on blast ehh....HA HA . nothing do u jare :)

2 comments:

  1. OMG!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while! LOL, hilarious stuff mehn!

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