JONATHAN SACKS INEC CHAIRMAN....CORRECT!!

I'm just too happy ehh...Its like good news just dey come out from Naija (for the mean time shaa).

If you guys could remember, I put a previous post about this fool, and hoping that he would be sacked.
Well the time don reach ehh.

"Yesterday, Mr. Goodluck Jonathan finally told uncle Iwu to go on a pre-disengagement leave with immediate effect"

Nawa ohh all this big big word self...ABEG THE MAN HAS BEEN SACKED JARE....i no know bout pre-this or pre-that leave.

It was about time, cos this vagabond right here made INEC even worse during his 5 yr tenure......bye bye Uncle Iwu.

Hopefully Jonathan would replace him with the right man for the job......RABIDU :)

Umm I'm really really liking this Jonathan dude for real....anyways make we dey fold our hands and legs, and see if he would be our Naija messiah.

(next.com)

NAIJA MAN REDESIGNS VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE...IMPRESSIVE

One thing I know for sure is that we Nigerians are very smart and innovative people, but the problem is that a lot of us use our smartness to try beat the system, instead of using it for smth positive.

Anyways incase you're wondering, this is a locally redesigned Volkswagen beetle which was displayed at the 12th edition Abuja car show. The producer/designer is Mr. Mohammed Modibbo, a 42 yr old panel beater from Benue state. It took him 2 yrs to finish pimping this ride AKA Modibbo Wagen, turning the traditional two door beetle to a four door.

Umm Is it just me, or this ride kinda looks like a Bentley?

Anyways uncle Modibbo carry go jare..You have certainly made we Nigerians proud by doing smth innovative and positive.......I dey feel your car die ehh

MINISTER OF FINANCE WINS ELECTION FOR CHAIRMAN OF WORLD BANK....

Our new Minister of finance, Mr. Olusegun Aganga, in Washington DC has emerged as the new Chairman of World bank.

FINALLY.......A GOOD NEWS FROM NAIJA !!!!

FINALLY!!!!!

NEW VIDEO SHOWING MUTALLAB TRAINING WITH AL QAEDA IN YEMEN

Daag...just when i thought the issue concerning this fool was over, here comes is a new released video by ABC news, showing this jones-man training in Yemen. Prior to his suicide mission, he said "Jews" and "Christians" are the enemy

LOL...i bet he doesn't even know what he's talking about . Too bad this kid was just brainwashed, cos looking at this video, you can vividly tell he's one of those kids who were being picked up on while in school. So i guess he decided to join this crap in order to feel hard...lol...enjoy ur life sentence jare

(abc news)

HA HA HA .......SHE MUST BE KIDDING US RIGHT?????

laugh or cry? laugh or cry? Which one make I do first?

Umm...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...Nothing wey persin no go see for Naija eh.

A friend from Naija sent me this priceless picture which he said he captured in a local ibotic beer/grooving joint.

I know we have all been in a situation where we wished we didn't grow out of our favorite shoe. But una fit see say that word "wish" no dey this babe dictionary at all ehh....she is living life to the fullest.

I no even know whether na the first three exposed toes, or the last two tucked in , wey I dey pity pass. Nothing do u jare. We dey believe your shoe scatter.

MAJOR GRAMMATICAL ERROR ON A POPULAR NAIJA MAGAZINE FRONT COVER!!!.....CHAI

If you look closely at this cover of "News of the People magazine" you will see a terrible grammatical error on Dagrin's section. It's so bad that even a toddler can quickly detect such mess.

ARE U FREAKING KIDDING ME???? A FRONT PAGE FOR THAT MATTER.... AND THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A POPULAR NAIJA MAGAZINE????? NO PROOFREADING?

can we do anything right for God's sake????  I'm sick n' tired of this bull jare

Anyways I go LOL shaa.... cos this is worth LOLLING AT :)

TIMAYA NOW PAYING HIS GIRLFRIEND MONTHLY SALARY!!!....wow

He's def one of my favorite Niaja artist for sure. But as time goes by, I don dey notice say this my guy don dey really fall my hand badly ehh.
Anyways this is what our Egberipapa told Encomium Weekly in a recent interview.

"I have a new lover but I don't want to disclose her name. She is a graduate of Madonna University. She's a banker. She's good, beautiful and the best thing that ever happened to me. She was a model before.

She worked with Oceanic Bank before in Port Harcourt, but I told her to quit because men usually harass female bankers. Because of that I pay her salary every month.

I met her through a friend, Austin, in Port Harcourt. He had always been telling me to come to Port Harcourt to meet this lady. Once again, this girl is everything I want in a lady. I'm not afraid if anybody is reading this. The three things that keeps a woman is - good intimacy, money and attention. I give her all that" Timaya tells Encomium Weekly in a recent interview," 

IS THIS GUY FOR REAL???
Wait a minute!!....Does he think making her stay home and paying her salary will prevent men from tying to hit on her? OR vice versa? :P


Cos you feel you are giving her all those your 3 values things doesnt mean she will remain loyal to you. I guess you're still a novice when it comes to women. And don't forget there is definitely one very important thing that you are missing, and i don't think there's anything you can do to make her happy about it....umm ur looks bro :)


wake up Mr. Egberipapa!!!!!


(encomium weekly)

YAR' ADUA RECOVERS....MAY RETURN TO OFFICE SOON!!!

You see as the day goes by, i dont even know what to believe about tis whole Yar' Adua story. First he went to Saudi for a minor check up; No Nigerian hears from him during his stay there; We later hear he's in comma; next thing we know he addresses Nigerians through BBC; He finally gets back into Naija in the most fishiest way ever; Got back to Naija and still havent addressed the masses.

"Ailing President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua sprang a surprise on the nation last night when he came down from his room upstairs at the presidential villa in Aso Rock. Daily Sun exclusively gathered that the President, for the first time since he was brought back into the country, visited his study room at about 7.30pm last night and was expected to stay there until about 10pm.  (YEAH RIGHT)
Hints about President Yar’Adua’s imminent return was given earlier yesterday by his cousin, Architect Ahmed Yar’Adua, while speaking to Correspondents. He emphatically said his cousin was recuperating fast and would soon return to office."


 Ha ha... no be today wey we don dey here all this fairy tales jare....Na so dem been tell us last two months say Yar' Adua don dey go gym, dey lift weight, dey run for treadmill, and he'll be back in office asap....Is it just me or every other Nigerians have totally forgotten that this man even exists?....


(daily sun)

STATE POLICE USES THE N WORD AND TERRORIST ON A NIERIAN!!!.....

My people una don see wetin our dear Mutallab don cause for we Nigerians???

A veteran State trooper Lt. David Rea is under fire for allegedly making racist comments to  Nigerian real estate broker, calling him a "terrorist"  during a heated confrontation at a Patriots game in Massachusetts.

The victim, Mr Oryema Anuonymere, stated “He called me a monkey, a nigger and a terrorist. He said I should go back to my country,” Anuonymere, who has lived in the United States for 20 years, told the Herald. “It’s a terrible situation. I’m afraid. It’s been very difficult for me.”.........My guy no fear, cos u not alone.... afraid dey actually catch all of us wey dey here for Yankee too, cos u never know what u gonna expect.


Mr. Oryema has filed a complaint with the against Discrimination while another trooper, Kris Boehnenberger lodged a separate complaint with state police brass making similar allegations against Rea. Boehnenberger’s complaint, which was filed two days after the incident, alleges the veteran cop recounted the confrontation inside the barracks, calling Anuonymere “a knuckle dragging monkey.”
He indicated that the suspect stated, ‘You’re only doing this because I’m Nigerian,” the trooper wrote. “Lt. Rea then claims his response was, ‘No, I’m not. It’s because you’re a 'NIGGA.’  


Infact why am I even acting like i'm surprised?....First of all, this incident occurred in the State of Massacheussetes, which we all know is a very racist state. Secondly, our bros  Mutallab just made life easy for these these racist idiots to start treating us in a condescend manner.


Anyways one thing wey me myself  know for sure be say any white man wey make mistake call me NIGGA or MONKEY, im own don finish that day-that day ehh. Worst come to worst, na deportation get me sha :)


(boston herald.com)

Da GRIN! R.I.P

Can we please have a moment of silence...

The young, talented, versatile rapper Olaitan Oladapo better known as Dagrin passed away in the afternoon of 22nd April.

He had been involved in a ghastly motor accident when his car ran into a stationary truck parked in front of the Alakara police station Mushin on the 15th of April, at around 3am.

He was a fast rising rapper and he was best known for the hit track 'Pon Pon Pon'.

His album C.E.O got him a lot of respect and recognition amongst his peers and even non-lovers of hip-hop.

He was nominated thrice for this year's Hip Hop World Awards(HHWA) scheduled to hold in May. One of the nominations includes Album of the Year for his album C.E.O.

Its always sad when a young person dies, more so when they are talented and gifted and their lives are cut short in their prime, just as they are beginning to shine.

I can't help but feel that if LUTH, where he was treated was better equipped he would have survived, but then again, when death comes , it comes.

All I can say is Rest in Peace Olaitan Oladapo a.k.a Da Grin and may God grant your family the Grace and fortitude to bear your loss. Amen.

WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND FOR BED WETTING.....LMAO

Before I even start,  make I LOL first...and another LOL again jare. Because I actually been think say bed wetting nah strictly for kids.

Okay a civil servant in Ibadan, Mrs. Kehinde Olorunfemi has called off her 14 yr old marriage to a fridge repairer, Mr. Lucky Okoduwa at the Ibadan Grade C customary court.

WHY?????? because he bed wets, especially when drunk........LOL..this is absolutely nuts!!!


She told the court that her husband always threatened to kill her whenever he got drunk too. And he once beat her beyond recognition, and she was admitted in the clinic.
Mind you the husband was absent at the court during the hearings. The court president thereby dissolved the marriage and awarded custody of their first son, 12 to Okoduwa, while she got the remaining two aged 10 & 8.....
Sucks to be the first kid....ma boy go drink enough piss scatter ehh

So people still dey bed wet at this present age..Come one....especially not when you old untop of it....JEEZ

NAIJA MAN DIES INSIDE DELTA AIRLINES TIRE COMPARTMENT!!!

Okay i know things are very hard for our people back home and stuff, and some people are willing to do anything to come into the USA......Bringing native doctors or pastors to the embassy premises in order to do voodoo or pray while the interview is going on; forging passports; lying during embassy interviews, and even traveling to other countries, in order to get US visa from those countries n' stuff

BUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS THE CRAZIEST OF IT ALL.....I never knew it was that serious for some people to enter Yankee......HABAA

Anyways, Mr. Emeka Okechukwu Okeke tried to enter the US in James Bond style. He successfully beat the Murtalar Mohammed airport security system, and made his way to the tarmac....and guess what he did next?.......My guy go enter inside the tire compartment of the Delta Airlines flight heading for Atlanta, US. His mission impossible was looking kind of possible shaa, not until the plane landed in Atlanta, and the ground staff of the airline noticed the pieces of flesh and blood around the tire. Then they later found our uncle Okeke's body inside one of the tire compartments. When the news got back home, his family and friends where shocked cos my guy been tell them say im been dey travel go yankee..but he failed to tell them he would be traveling with style, using the lower compartment class...CHAI

Some security officials were arrested in order to know how the deceased got into the tarmac....it was during this period that someone who pleaded for anonymity told Saturday Sun that Mr. Okeke was "bad luck", cos many people have been smuggled out of the country like that....WHATTA???? He also revealed that people who needed such service had to pay up to N800,000 (i guess to the security and people guarding the plane) and also being tutored on how to survive while inside the plane tire.....they would be given blanket and winter coat in order to keep them warm....lol...and when they get to the US, an agent will be there to receive them and get them into the country..

WOW...so this is actually real...infact kudos to those people that have successfully entered yankee through this system....I know it's kind of embarrassing, but abeg if any of una been enter yankee like this, just message me so we can discuss about your experience...I swear and cross my heart it will be between me and you alone :)

BUT DAYUM, PEOPLE GATHER LIVER OHH...especially my igbo bros and sis them :)

WARNING...VIDEO COULD BE VERY DISTURBING!!

You know i've always laughed at their slogan which says "The Nigerian Police is your friend" cos even a non-living creature know wetin dey ground.


If some of you guys could remember, this video was posted sometime in February showing the Nigerian police and military units carrying out extra-judicial killings last year in the aftermath of clashes with members of a Muslim group in the north of the country. This is vividly the most disturbing and gruesome murder scenario I've ever seen. 

Well after much national and international outrage over the video, 17 police officers have been arrested and facing trial for their involvement in the incident.....And they better be facing nothing less than a death sentence.


You see, this video clip is nothing compared to what many innocent Nigerians suffer in the hands of our bush, uneducated and unexposed so called Nigerian Police Force.


You see its very baffling to know that any Naija citizen out there can join our Nigerian Police force, without any type of screening or requirements.
Well what else do we expect when such Hooligans and Vagabonds are given armed riffles to carry around......


Nigerian Police Force = Psychia Hospital

GOODLUCK/RIBADU TICKET ?........ARE U IN???

Former Military Administrator of Delta state, Col. John David Dungs has finally brought up an idea, which I've actually thought about earlier this month.

He told Daily Sun that a Goodluck Jonathan/Nuhu Ribadu ticket would be the best for Nigeria today.

He further stated "Nigerians are no longer interested in those who have made trillions, but in those who would make them worthy to be called human beings by creating conducive environment for people to earn a living."


Uncle Dung how the hell were you thinking what I was thinking?.....you are really a genius....this is just fantastic....I mean this is wicked awesome..... In fact I support you 200%. I think I'm already in love with you just for this lil statement you just made (no homo shaa). 


Well I'm so happy someone finally stood up to tell it like it is. 
I dont know about you guys, but as for me, I would really love to see these chairmen on the same ticket, cos they will be unstoppable, as well as help change our country for good.


Just speaking from my own perspective shaa


(daily sun)

EX-ZAMFARA STATE GOVERNOR MARRIES 13YR OLD GIRL........WTF!!

Yes you heard it right. This sexual predator, Ahmed Sani just married a 13 yr old Egyptian girl, and has recieved continuous criticism for marrying the pikin.

 wtf..wtf..wft.....WHATTA HELL WOULD THIS MAN ACTUALLY BE DOING WITH A GIRL WHO IS STILL IN THE PROCESS OF GROWING PUBIC HAIR AND A PROTRUDING BALL FROM HER CHEST?

The Orangutan looking mo-fo allegedly paid $100,000 as the bride price to the girl's parents.

You see this is just sickening and a very disturbing. Religion or no religion, I think its about time parents of the victims (young girls)  should give these girls the opportunity to at least reach their adolescent age before they start handing them over to pedophiles like this man.

The is a very painful situation that often occurs, especially in the North . Anyways I commend the National Council of Women Societies for condemning and mounting a campaign against such obnoxious act

 The parents of the girl should certainly be charged for foolishness and selling a minor. As for this my guy wey dey here, there's just a lot to charge him......Ugliness; Abuse of power; stealing of public funds to marry a minor; marrying a minor; and ugliness untop again.

MAN DIES DURING SEX ROMP WITH ASHEWO IN CALABAR...HA HA

This week in Calabar, a middle aged man, Paul Okon Nkanu enjoyed his last sex on earth, as he died ontop one ashy, after trying to pull an all night vigil with her.
You know i'm actually trying very hard to feel sorry for my guy, since a life was lost here...but..but..but I no fit eh, cos this is just way too funny.......ha ha ha

According to a good source, they said Uncle Okon passed away about 2 hrs to sunrise. Also some of the prostitutes told reporters that brother Okon was actually a regular customer at that area.  The affected ashewo even confessed that it was Pal who started the work-out program at about 9pm on that fateful night, till the wee hrs in the morning, then my guy come die.


See major f*** up nah...how person go pay money to kill him own self?

Anyways I bet you my man is definitely resting in more than peace right now.....what a priceless way to depart the earth.....ONE CUSTOMER GONE!!!! :(

JONATHAN MEETS OBAMA....HOW KOOL & WIERD!!!

I think I really like this Jonathan dude, although he hasn't really accomplished anything yet tho. Firstly, he has done a tremendous appointment to the various ministries..and now he was invited to meet with Obama...

Looking at the picture, im be like say our  brother Johny dey fear to look Obama for eye...anyways this is just his first time in the international scene, so he's kinda nervous...

You see this is the only situation where i did like Obasanjo, because of his confidence and his ability to stand and intimidate any leader that he met with...

Anyways bro Johny is better than some people i know that couldnt achieve any of their so called agendas during their 3 yrs in office...therefore this is definitely a plus for him in his early administration.

Started out as a lecture in Uniport, then Deputy Governor, Vice President, and now Mr. President.
Your name just says it all jare.....
Anyways i pray say you go live up to your words shaa...I don talk my own

James Ibori declared wanted by the EFCC!!!!

Mscheeeew!!!!!!!!!! abeg make i hear word.

I don't know about you guys, but am tired of this whole circus.
How may times will the EFCC arrest and take this guy to court and after everything nothing happens.
I think at this point the dude is probably laughing at them or he isn't finding it funny anymore.

Btw, Ibori married his 3rd wife sometime last year, while his previous wives still battle for their freedom in london courts. This reminds me of something my mum used to say, ''no follow naija man play rough play bcos when trouble go come, im go leave u run''

Even though am nt an Ibori fan, you have to ask, was he the only governor that looted in office? What of the mega thief Peter Odili?

Till he and others like him are arrested and convicted and jailed, the EFCC can do whatever they want and it won't concern me.

Farouk's trial to continue today,

We all know this guy. The naija dude that tried to blow up a Detroit bound plane on Christmas day 2009. His trial resumed today in the U.S. The 23 yr old is facing six terrorism related charges, including the attempted murder of 290 people on board the plane and trying to use a weapon of mass destruction.

You will recall that he strapped the bomb in his ''draws'' or ''pants'' or 'kpata'.

If and when he is convicted he is surely going away for life.

Well one thing I know for sure is that I don't feel sorry for him at all. I mean, this guy had the world at his feet, from a privileged background that many nigerian kids dream of. All i can say is,
im eye go don clear now...

BET SUNDAY BEST AUDITION IN NAIJA....HA HA HA HA HA

BET Videos

Okay this is just too funny....So BET decided to take its Award winning gospel talent show "Sunday Best" to Naija this year. The first audition was premiered last Sunday April 4th from Lagos.
The show is hosted by multiple grammy award winner Kirk Franklin,  and the judges included two akata gospel musicians and one so called unpopular Naija born musician called Muyiwa Olarewaju.

According the show, the winner would be flown into Yankee for the main competition in order to compete with other Yankee gospel singers...

HA HA ...AND YES I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'M THINKING WHAT YOU ARE THINKING TOO....lol

So u suppose trust our Naija peeps nah....everybody came out for the audition: people wey sabi sing ohh; people wey think say dem sabi sing ehh; people wey no say dem no sabi sing, but won show face for national tv ohh; people wey their friends and family don dey lie to them say dem sabi sing ehh; people wey no know say na gospel audition ohh; even people wey no even know wetin the show dey all about, but all dem know be say dem hear say some yankee peeps dey come carry some Naija people dey go Yankee. Infact everybody show for the audition ehh

I no blame my people jare. Come on nah.....what a very nice, easy and stress-free way of obtaining visa to Yankee...thank you BET :)
love how our peeps dey try speak phoneh for the show :)


Before i forget,  our beloved NEPA took light during the audition....check it out in 12:57mins in the video.
NAWA 4 NAIJA

BABANGIDA RUNNING FOR 2011......CHAI..

So Ibrahim Babangida has confirmed he would run for the 2001 presidential election!!!!

umm i think if i have one wish to make right now, it would be to become a president of Naija just for 1 week....maybe this way I'll be able to put myself in these people's (polititians) shoes and see why this power just dey like shakarin, such that people will do anything to get it. Then maybe I can finally decide whether to stop blaming them for their addiction.....

But until then, THIS IS JUST BOO-LOONY..


Infact me self don vex....."ALEX FOR 2011" 


wetin self ehhn?...WHAT..WHAT????

NINCOMPOOP ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO BURY HIS BABY ALIVE!!!

Before I even Talking about what transpired, Let me LOL first.

Okay this Vagabond wey dey here, 25yrs Mr Macauley Onitcha, was arrested by the Police in Delta State for trying to bury his four month old baby alive.

why?
"BECAUSE HIS WIFE HAS REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM"

I'm not even surprised anymore cos nothing wey person no go see for this our beloved country called Naija...ha ha ha

Anyways this was what our dear A**hole had to say:
“I am not happy because of the way my wife denied me sex for a very long time. That prompted me to take my baby to where I had already dug a shallow grave beside the toilet, to bury her to injure my wife’s feeling,” 
WTF??...LOL.....but really WTF was this dude thinking?


Anyways just looking at this clown alone, u can tell that he was truly deprived from something so important and special to all mankind.


Abeg all you females out there wey get bf or husbands, if he looks anything close this brother Macauley by any chance, or if he's the crazy and always horny guy....please biko abeg dont deny him sex...This one na for your own good ohh....i don rest my case



(daily Sun)

82YRS GRANDADDY RAPES 13YRS OLD GIRL....WTF??????

Ok this is just very disturbing....what is going on in our land?
Last week, and 82 yr old man was arrested by the Ekiti State Police Command for allegedely deiling a 13 yr old girl....

He was a meguard at the Ekiti Cinema, and he told daily sun that he knew the girl on a spot where she sold banana close to hos work place. He used money to lure the girl to his work premises at night, and began the sodomy.

Another 33 yr old man was also involved in defiling the girl, but he said he never used force, cos the girl was cooperative....He said when he came out of the cinema, the same girl came up to him and was razzling him...and b4 u know it, he took the girl home, gave her 200 Naira, and the girl complied with him

You know i'm beginning to have the feeling that this 13 yr old girl has been doing this for a while without anyone knowing. She accuse the 33 yr old man of later duping her of 50,000 naira of her sales of her bananas
WAIT A MINUTE...WHEN DID BANANA HAWKING BECOME SO LUCRATIVE THAT ONE  CAN MAKE UP TO 50,000 NAIRA.....ok there's def. something wrong going on here....and either this girl, or this man should tell us the truth, cos both of their stories no hold weight at all.

Anyways one thing i do hope is that mr grandaddy should die in prison, while the later should have some serious sentence...and as for that girl......Infact her P**** should be sewed up....Period!!!!!

(daily sun)

PREGNANT WOMAN CAUGHT WITH COCAINE.......!!!

For real WTF is going on in Naija?....Why do people always want to find unscrupulous means to make fast money? Its not that serious ehh

Anyways this fool right here, 29 year old Osatohanwen Esohe was arrested for possessing 27 wraps of cocaine (which was concealed inside her stomach) at the Murtala Muhammed Int'l Airport this week, while attempting to board an Alitalia flight to Europe.
She excreted the 27 wraps which was tested positive to be cocaine, weighing 35 grammes...


AND MIND YOU THE FOOL IS 3 MONTHS PREGNANT.....

Who takes such risk?...just to be paid 2000 Euros only?...Come one these people dont even have respect for neither their life, or even their children, and this is actually my biggest problem about our beloved Naija.

According to her, "the guy who got me pregnant refused to take responsibility, and I'm jobless. Thats how I got involved in trafficking and they promised to pay me 2000 Euros. This is my First time of smugling drugs, and I only neded money to take car of my unborn baby."

And have you noticed whenever they catch these guys, they always claim its their first time doing such act.....LOL...I guess one thing they fail to understand be say whether na ur first time ehh, or last time ohh, that no go change anything, cos at the end of the day kiri kiri dey wait for u.

Also mind you 4 others were caught this week too trying to smuggle cocaine. I beginning to believe that the people sending these traffickers this assignments are using some sort of voodoo on them. 

MERCY JOHNSON IS NOW CRYING....WEEHHH WEHHH WEEHHH

The only reason why I will not say anything bad about Mercy Johnson is because she was like my school Mother back in Navy secondary school, PH. So me and her are kool peeps.
But she has recently complained that she has lost a lot of endorsements and stuff due to the bad press, which she said has not been helping her career. She complained to have lost a deal worth N50 million with a telecommunication company as a result of the negative reports published against her.
She also said that those who are not happy with her current status should have a rethink because it was God that lifted her up....umm senior mercy what do you actually want them to rethink about?..... just wondering shaa
Well, Senior Mercy I will certainly agree that u have really had a bad reputation out there, and it will be hard to forget about all those crazy headlines that you made. You know me and a lot of Naija peeps out there love your movies and your body...I mean no offense to the face tho. Anyways just try to be good, and if you need any advise, I'll be there for you...After all what are friends for..

ANOTHER BRUTAL KILING BY OUR POLICE......

This week, a Police officer attached to the Onitsha Police division shot and Killed Mr Nnamdi Igbokwe this week.
What happend? The deceased was riding an okada with his friend on thier way to go barb their hair, when they saw a police checkpoint, but divreted to another street in oder to avoid being harassed by these set of olokpas.

Once they branched off, they parked the bike and went into the salon, but one of the policemen traced them and wanted to carry the parked okada. But Nnamdi refused and queried the rationale behind the policeman carrying the stationary bike.
So there was exhcnage of words between both men, and before you know it, the policeman brought out his gun and shot the deceased directly on the head, killing him instantly

Only in Naija that a group of crude, uneducated and ill-mannered hooligans are employed as Police officers, given guns to carry around, killing innocent citizens and committing various despicable crimes without being brought to book. I really weep for my country

THIS LADY IS A DISGRACE TO ALL IGBO/NAIJA WOMEN.......WTF!!!

VERY LOW BUDGET VIDEO, SENDING THE WRONG MESSAGE TO NAIJA WOMEN, UNATTRACTIVE ARTIST & DANCERS, SAGGY BOOBS AND ASS,

WHO IS THIS?....WHAT IS THIS?....WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?...IS SHE FOR REAL?....WHERE DID SHE COME FROM?....WHO TOLD HER TO DO THIS?....

This is by far the worst Song that has come out of Naija.

Infact if you want to know about this woman, check her Facebook profile, cos as for me, I dont have anything to say anymore.

http://www.facebook.com/judith.oparamazagwu

WHATTA HECK IS THIS ? SEE MAJOR F*** UP EHH

Our favorite Nasco has unleashed their new product called Nasco Frostyz , which is suppose to look like Kellogs Frosties :)
I just cant stop laughing and crying about this box.

I'm still trying to figure out the funniest part about this picture
"Probably the name of the cereal; or the aunty Bimba  tiger/rat/human character,with permd hair and breast untop; or the way our Aunty Bimba is squeezing the glass"

THERE'S JUST A LOT GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE..NASCO DON FALL OUR HAND BADLY EHH!!!

One thing I could definitely suggest is that the design team for this product should all be fired. This is so bad that I wouldn't mind contacting Nasco personally...chai

7 NIGERIANS SENTENCED TO 12YRS FOR TERRORISM!!!......nawa ohh

Yesterday, seven Nigerians were sentenced to 12yrs imprisonment for allegedly attacking Equitorial Guinea's presidential Palace last yearr February. They were found guilty of terrorism and fined $310,000 in addition to their jail term.
Now I can vivdly agree that are becoming a terrorist country. The fighters claimed to be members of the Movement of the Emancipation of Niger Delta (MEND)

You see I'm beginning to believe that Naija is a terrorist country.....Cos whatta hell are those idiots doing in another country....I'm just way too sick and tired of these negative news everyday.

WHATTA!!

Now that's a creepy and disturbing  picture.

Anyways I'm not surprised at all. After all a lot of these so called Politicians/big boys in Naija have been involved in man-2-man sexual relationship one way or the other, either as the giver or taker, and done it both willingly, voluntarily or forcefully :)

We all know that back in Naija, two guys can sleep on same bed or even put arms on each others shoulders while walking, without having any gat intentions.
The only time this scenerio is allowed is when the receiver is handicapped....and clearly that grown ass dude isnt. So what else will make this

JIM IYKE NOW SINGING?.....BUT WHY? WHY? WHY?

This beef cake don fall both my hand and leg join. Who did this to him? So unfair and horrendous!!

ABEG IF ANY OF UNA KNOW THIS GUY IN PERSON, MAKE UNA TELL AM TO JUST STOP THIS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT!!!!

IF ME OR ANY OTHER NAIJA PERSON OUT THERE DON OFFENDED AM IN ANYWAY, TELL AM SAY MAKE IM 4GIVE & 4GET....AND ALSO PROMISE US TO ALWAYS STAY AT LEAST 100 YARDS AWAY FROM ANY MUSIC STUDIO......thanks

ANOTHER WOMAN NABBED WITH DRUGS.....WTF?????

FIRST OF ALL, IF U ARE A CONSPICUOUS PERSON, NEVER GET INVOLVED IN ANY CRIME, COS YOU CAN BE EASILY FISHED OUT.....

This week, another woman was caught trying to smuggle drugs from the Lagos International Airport to London.
THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY BUFFOONS...
I cant believe that people are still involved in transporting drugs from Naija to any European country just for a chicken change ranging from $4000 - $8000. s it really worth it?

Anyways this idiot on the left, Mrs. Jimoh Adebukolar was nabbed by the National drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) at the Mohammed Airport, while trying to board a plane to London with her husband and their six yr old twins. Although her husband (ring leader) didnt have any drugs on him, their twins were also used to pack 700 grammes of drugs.....
HAS IT REACHED THIS LEVEL?....WTF????..why involve innocent children too?
Both her and her kids where found with 4.050kg of cocaine.
And why did they embark on doing this? Just cos someone said they will pay them mere 4000 pounds if the transaction was successful.

How can you hide drugs in your underwear with a shape like that?  IT'S FREAKING 2010 Nut-heads...this drug trafficking  thing doesn't work like b4.

HOME TERRORISM: CALABAR MAN TRIES TO BLOW UP ARIK AIR PLANE!! AND WHAT'S HIS REASON??

Okay this is a very weird incident. This week, a man broke through two security gates at the Calabar International Airport and rammed his car into an Arik Airline, before Soldiers arrested him.

The so called driver claimed that he had been sent by Jesus to punish sinners. And while he was taken away, he was heard yelling "all Nigerians are sinners and must repent or perish"..........HA HA

Although there was no bomb threat, i still dont understand this man's motive.
First of all, Jesus doesn't tell people to go kill other people in order to spread his message. Yes we all know that we Nigerians are more than sinners and need to repent, but sending such message by this means is probably one of the dumbest things I've seen in a while...
Infact I need to LOL again at this Calabar man :)

WOMAN PLANTS HEROINE ON SCALP...WOW

For Gods sake its 2010, and people are still risking their lives transporting drugs internationally?

I guess only Naija peeps will find all possible means to beat the system. Anyways Ms. Vivian Chioma, 39, was caugth with 1.500kg of heroine, which was hidden on the scalp of her head, as she was travelling to China...
WTF?????? like for real WTF???

This is way too hilarious tho. Well she actually beat the whole Lagos airport security system tho, not until one female narcotics operative saw how nice her hair was and approached her to know where she got her hair done. Women una no dey mind una business ehh..ha ha. Anyways in the process,   she tried to feel the texture...then na where yawa come gas..
Well good thing she was caught with the drug at Lagos airport. Because if to say dem for catch her for China......we for don dey here another story by now. Lucky you. Well, send our greetings to all our peeps wey dey for kiriKiri aight.

EKAETTE SONG HAS BEEN BANNED.......WHATTA???

The first time I saw this song was when I was in London, and I was like "ha ha no he didn't," this guy is a clown. But on the other hand, he is really speaking the truth about what happens in a lot of homes in Naija :)   as in housegirl patrols :)

The document, which was signed by the commission's zonal director, Ojone Otonoku, said the song and its video were banned because "of its graphic description of sexual scenes and expression not presented with fact and discretion. Stations are therefore requested to immediately stop further broadcast of this musical and air only a broadcast version (if any)..."  (next.com)
So wait ohh....Uncle Otonoku, What about all the Yankee hip hop videos playing in our Naija cable channels, displaying a hand full of booty-full honeys seducing us on tv? why dont you ban those explicit videos too, Mr tough guy!!  Or your mind no reach you? 


Femi's - beng beng; Idriss - Jaga Jaga; Konga's - baby Konga; 2face - enter the place; D'banj - Suddenly....and now Maye Hunta's Ekaette, have all been banned by the NBC.
Anyways one thing I know for sure be say those days of Ebenezer Obey, Majek Fashek,  and Onyeka dem don pass....Its 2010 baby, so if u cant stand the heat......then get the hell outta the kitchen jare.....HYPOCRITES :)

MIKE ADENUGA TO FLY IN BEYONCE FOR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING NEXT WEEK

Globacom owner, Mike Adenuga is reportedely flying in Beyonce to come perform at his daughter, Bella's wedding to Jameel Disu. The ceremony would begin on the 10th of this month, is a 3 days carnival.......


Flying Beyonce into Naija to perform for you?.....THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU REALLY GOT IT LIKE THAT!!!

Make una enjoy Jare. We dey look una, dey hope say one dey we go dey enjoy the good life like una.