Thursday, December 2, 2010


So as usual, i always receieve scam emails here and there...and sometimes after reading the mails, i just sit down and be like "DAMN" the guys that write these things are very smart (although a lot are mad dumb too)....I wish the time they used to think of all these type of stuff was better used in doing something positive or so u know. Anyways just as i promised you guys that once every month, i'll post a convo i have with any yahoo child....well here is one of those yahoo emails that i found interesting ...HA HA ...and click below to see the full conversation.

Winning Notification...(Google End Of Year Giveaway)


©2010 Google Online Promotion              show details Dec 1 (1 day ago)

You won £ 500,000.00GBP. (CGPN):7-22-71-00-66-12, Ticket number: 00869575733664,

Serial numbers:/BTD/8070447706/06, Lucky numbers:12-12-23-35-40-41(12). Contact

me, Mr. Graham Benfield for more details: E-mail:

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click below for full conversation :)

Winning Ticket

alexander to mrgrahambenfie.                    show details Dec 1 (1 day ago)

Hey Mr. Graham,

You said I should contact you with regards to the unknown 500,000 i won. So what other details do I need to know? How do I get the freaking gwap? Talk to me Son!!. Because right now i'm so excited that I'm about to jerk off so good. I hope to hear from you ASAP :)      xoxo


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From the GOOGLE GIVEAWAY Payment Processing Dept...(Please read carefully).


Mr. Graham Benfield                                          2:25 AM (10 hours ago)

Belgrave House, 76 Buckingham Palace Road
London SW1W 9TQ, United Kingdom. P O Box 1010
TEL:+44 703 1949460,+44 703 1931229
Fax: +448704710767, +44 700 597 8372 .

ATTN: GOOGLER (winner),

You are welcome to the Verification/payment Processing Unit of the Google Giveaway Team. I am Mr. Graham Benfield acting as the processing/fiduciary agent of all our lucky winners for this year draw. Your email was received and duly acknowledged, please pardon me for the late response. Am pleased to inform you that your email address have been checked and it falls among our 24 lucky winning email addresses for our end of year draw.

Note, No purchase of ticket was required for this draw, all Participants (email addresses) for this draws were randomly selected from a worldwide range of web searchers who use the Google search engine(Googler) and other Google ancillary services and this is how your email was discovered and used among others for this year's draw. You have been confirmed as a winner of £500,000 GBP(Five hundred thousand Great British Pound Sterling) which is your winning payout for Category A winners. This cash is from the total prize money of £12,000,000 GBP shared among the 24 lucky winners in this year giveaway promotions. As you already know, your email address was randomly selected along with others from over 100, 000 email addresses on the internet and your email address was attached to a ticket number : 00869575733664and CGPN:7-22-71-00-66-12, Serial numbers:/BTD/8070447706/06 and Lucky numbers:12-12-23-35-40-41(12). Once again CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Below is a copy of the Google Verification/ Payment processing Form which have been designed for lucky winners who are filing for their prize claim. The Form should be filled correctly and completely by winners(you) and must be sent back to me either by email or Fax along with a proof of identification (either a copy of drivers license or passport). Your payment processing will commenced immediately the VERIFICATION/PAYMENT PROCESSING reach me and your cash prize will be ready for disbursement as soon as your payment processing is completed and approved. Completion of payment processing and approval takes just 12- 24hours after the receipt of the Verification/payment processing form from winners. To this note, you are advise to fill and send back the form below as soon as possible to avoid any delay that may disqualify you from redeeming your fortune.

Note: For you to be able to fill out the form below, just click on reply from your mail box then double click twice on the space box, by this way you will be able to write in space box. Alternatively, you can just write out the required information out and send to me via this email in plain text if you are unable to fill out the form as directed.


Section A.


Prefix (Mr., Mrs., Ms., Dr.):

First name :

Middle name :

Last name :

Date of Birth (yyy-mm-dd) :

Occupation :

Address :


Country :

Telephone number(s):

Mobile number(s):

Email Address 1&2:

Section B.

Amount won / Date of notification

Ticket number / Serial number

Lucky numbers / CGPN

Payment Options (tick on any of the payment option, the one that you find most convenient) Personal prize Pickup.

Online Bank Transfer.

I expect you to fill and return the Giveaway promo Verification/payment processing form above within 24hrs upon receipt of this message so that appropriate arrangement can be put in place.

WARNING: You are strongly advise to keep your winning details very confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you to avoid unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. Any breach of confidentiality may disqualify you from redeeming your fortune.

Warm Regards

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alexander to Graham                show details 12:33 PM (12 minutes ago)

My friend dont warm regards me jare. Shey na ur papa u dey tell to send u im personal info? So u guys finally found out that people are skeptical when u tell them to send their personal information just like now you have found a way of making it look more realistic, by including a Section A & B...HA HA. Anyways Look here my friend, U better go to skul, or go and learn some kind of trade work...and stop deceiving urself here :)

And also b4 i the color of the Google suppose to make me think this is real?....HA HA HA....Some of una no just sabi do smth well.... I think u need more training on this, cos u no just try at all. I'll give u credit for having no grmmatical error in ur mails (although i know say na copy and paste u been do shaa)....But u still got a long way to come make i mentor u well...foolish boy :)
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  1. LWKMD..... lol @ the Google color.


  3. LOL. Alex I swear you are just a character. That google color part got me rolling too.

  4. guy u funny die! mentor am jare before im go embarrass us like this for public!