I swear if I ever go back to Naija, and come across any guy wey dress up like this, dey waka comfortably for road, I bet you i go personally come out of my ride, walk up to the dude and try to not make any eye contact whatsoever.... then first of all drag that im bow tie commot from im neck...as well as that nonsense badge looking crap wey dey for im suit.
Left with me alone, I go carry scissors with me, wey I go use cut that nonsense leopard sh** commot from im body. But i dont think I will be doing that, since i no go want make people think say I dey try rape my guy for broad daylight u know :(
Even sef, if I manage find way to commot that thing wey im dey wear for leg, I go just throway each of them for different directions....as in ehhn, I go throw them so far away from each other with all my strength....ha ha .
Yeah thats it...and hopefully after all this (which shouldnt last up to 1 min) before my guy go even realize wetin just happen to am, I go don run enter inside my car and drive away sharply (for saftey reasons shaa) cos people like this dey strong scatter...no let im soft-like appearance deceive you ohh...ha ha