SHOOO......im don reach thios level? So-tey even people don dey go thief for church....anyways anything is possible in our dear Naija :)
Okay i find this news very funny. In Ibadan, five gunmen in a toyota camry trailed Prophet Elijah Akinadehe, General Overseer of Christ Apostolic Church, Lion of Judah Worldwide, located in Ibadan (na so). The prophet was in his Prado jeep, and when he reached his church, they opened fire, and got into his jeep and told his driver to drive out of the church premises. After driving a couple of miles, they told the pastor and his driver to get off the car., and the robbers ran away with the Prado Jeep.
GUYS.... GUYS...GUYS.....THE STORY EVEN GETS BETTER...HEAR THIS :)
After the pastor and his driver found their way back to his church, he started crying and this was what he had to say:
"That Prado Jeep was my favourite car and it was like my mobile room. They even stole my mobile telephone handsets, cheque books, two big bags containing my clothes and pairs of shoes. I am finished"
LOL...LOL...BUT WTF!!!!.....HE MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT??? THIS RETARD IS NOT A REAL PASTOR AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED!!!!!
Instead of thanking God for saving his life and not being killed or kidnapped, the fool was busy talking about his car and other material stuff that he lost....This is to show you how much material things mean to most of we Naija peeps :)
Anyways Mr. so called prophet, if i could remember, Jesus did not use car to preach, He had only one garment, and nah ordinary slipas wey my guy been dey wear. You want to be like Jesus but you do not want to do what Jesus did.
Infact question mark just full for most of these Naija churches jare..and this is why i dont take them serious. A country wey the amount of churches go soon plenty pass our population, yet we no dey progress :)
(punch.com)
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