MY MUM IS WAY KOOLER THAN UR MUM...HA HA

Wouldn't it be nice to have a happening mum....huh? huh? a mama wey go fit   hang out with ur paddy them...a mum u can take out to joints and have drinks with her. A mum that u can gossip with on the phone for hours, and both of ya be cracking urselves up...a mum that be wearing jeans and even looking wey better than your female friends.....a mum that when she's in a passenger seat, people go dey think say na ur girlfriend......a mum that when ur friends come visit u in ur house, they will think she's ur elder sis, and be trying to razzle her...ha ha.....a mum that actually dont give a f**k if u 100yrs old, and she's ready to slap the shit outta u if u f**k up.... a mum that u be hugging and kissing on the cheeks and holding her hands wherever u guys go.....a mum that isnt old fashioned and stuck with all dem local traditional morals/bullcrap.....Well fortunately, THATS MY MUM......Mama thanks for being there for me at all times......U too much jare. U are the best, and i dey believe u scatter ehh.

I hope everyone luvs their mama just like i do luv mine, cos mehn, these ladies do everything in order to make sure that we, their kids are always happy.....Pls always let ur mum know how much u love her.....it makes them feel untop of the world...trust me :)